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Tweet: current mood: https://t.co/8feQ8IFDNz

Friday, October 28, 2016

current mood: https://t.co/8feQ8IFDNz

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Tweet: @MultWashington thankfully the first thing to gree…

Sunday, October 23, 2016

@MultWashington thankfully the first thing to greet you is the thing you have to sacrifice to the gods

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Tweet: mistook a box of pantiliners for a box of pralines…

Thursday, October 20, 2016

mistook a box of pantiliners for a box of pralines. the day continues.

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Tweet: using cold pizza as a spoon to eat tortellini for…

Thursday, October 20, 2016

using cold pizza as a spoon to eat tortellini for breakfast: the abyss of my personality is darker than I had anticipated

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Tweet: @thewildduck15 good advice for jean jackets, but t…

Monday, October 17, 2016

@thewildduck15 good advice for jean jackets, but that is absolutely it

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Tweet: @prof_weston these are so good. those lines maaaaa…

Sunday, October 16, 2016

@prof_weston these are so good. those lines maaaaan

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Tweet: 🚫

Friday, October 7, 2016

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Tweet: o web, where are your hottest takes? o web, where…

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

o web, where are your hottest takes? o web, where are your memes?

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Tweet: there’s a hacking program in a Bruce Willis spy mo…

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

there’s a hacking program in a Bruce Willis spy movie called the “patriarch key” & they don’t smash it or anything

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Tweet: Hong Kong: not enough room in my checked bags for…

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Hong Kong: not enough room in my checked bags for my winter coat, so I’m currently wearing it like a cape in the 32°C drizzle

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