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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-02-05

Sunday, February 5, 2012

all i am saying is i want to live in a zeppelin, circumnavigating the globe, or a seaplane, circumnavigating the globe. #choices #porcorusso # @monicabyrne13 are you coming back to Durham? in reply to monicabyrne13 # Confused about how to navigate the multiverse when i hop dimensions #fiftyfirstworldproblems # @scalzi @timpratt …are they like spells? [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-01-29

Sunday, January 29, 2012

I KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU NOW. FIND ME IN THE FUTURE. # @realvalnolan just waggle your hand in a floppy circle to those nay-sayers. and wear your tracksuit. #knackism in reply to realvalnolan # there will come soft brains. # also: "newt and callista gingrich." is he running for minister of magic? # reading: [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-01-22

Sunday, January 22, 2012

scavenge scavenge scavenge scavenge scavenge #scavenging # @kateulinah i miss you guys also. hugs all around. when hugs are over i will need you to surrender your ipad. (life: i have been at work.) in reply to kateulinah #

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-01-15

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure [mais jamais tout à fait assez de bonne heure] # @mkazoo thumb piano with sustain pedal? or effects pedals? does not matter; i will know soon; i will be that old man sometime soon. in reply to mkazoo # If one must be at work alone on [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-01-08

Sunday, January 8, 2012

@ken_schneyer my conclusion, therefore, is that sirius is made of geese. in reply to ken_schneyer # @mkazoo so that display was a mime's version of HEY GIRL OH HEY? in reply to mkazoo # @kateulinah the only thing creepier than that dude gyrating would be if he were snapping photos. in reply to kateulinah # [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-01-01

Sunday, January 1, 2012

@kelceyherrera severe lols at santa's crangrape. in reply to kelceyherrera # christmas events: @danaROrana is reading the family a best-of selection from her new cookbook. # christmas events: i have been wearing a new knit hat for three hours, yelling about sick rhymes. also neglecting everyone to read new books. # @danaROrana BEDTIME STORIES. "and [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-25

Sunday, December 25, 2011

@kelceyherrera your charlie buckets news item has broken my actual heart. in reply to kelceyherrera # @kelceyherrera of all available charlies, he is the best cow lover. but i don't like to think of him as grown up, that's all. in reply to kelceyherrera # "electrocuted by the divine fire" is not a bad epitaph. [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-18

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Perfect Tense: grammar-themed parody fps. we'd use goldeneye maps. # @smoonen miss you too, buddy. been sick for a month. it's gross. i'm still going to julie's enbarnsening today–see you there, maybe. in reply to smoonen # The Ferguson Conundrum: What Shall I Do With All of This Junk? # heteroglossia in my notebooks, polyphony [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-11

Sunday, December 11, 2011

something has eaten all my sleep and i do not know where to procure more of it help help please help et cetera. # the degree to which i am sleepy: the pronouns in my sentences have no clear antecedent. #dang #ohdang #grammardang # the rest of my evening i will spend muttering grammar-themed wagner [...]

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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-04

Sunday, December 4, 2011

@kateulinah maybe there will be some womb biting deleted scenes on the home release? a special feature short film, Twilight: Hysterectomy? in reply to kateulinah # i've had several delightful roommates, but @danaROrana is the first to bake cinnamon rolls for me. # @taylor_audrey your priorities are as they should be. in reply to taylor_audrey [...]

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