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Tweet: I couldn’t handle ritual cannibalism unless I were…

Friday, November 4, 2016

I couldn’t handle ritual cannibalism unless I were cooking for a party of three or more. any fewer and it’s not worth the prep time

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Tweet: @NatTheLibrarian serious witch cred

Thursday, November 3, 2016

@NatTheLibrarian serious witch cred

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Tweet: is it even possible to suckle if one’s mouthparts…

Thursday, November 3, 2016

is it even possible to suckle if one’s mouthparts are a beak? likewise mandibles

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Tweet: classic example of one’s hellspawned familiars jus…

Thursday, November 3, 2016

classic example of one’s hellspawned familiars just telling one what they want to hear #yesmanfamiliar twitter.com/witchcourt/sta…

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Tweet: ⌛⤵🚾

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

⌛⤵🚾

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Tweet: there’s a four seat buffer on every side of me in…

Sunday, October 30, 2016

there’s a four seat buffer on every side of me in this bar. my hissing strategy is a success

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Tweet: this guy at the bar is telling his friends about a…

Sunday, October 30, 2016

this guy at the bar is telling his friends about a back ultrasound he got that turned into a scrotal ultrasound. his friends believe him.

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Tweet: fun tip to increase daily life utility: refer to e…

Sunday, October 30, 2016

fun tip to increase daily life utility: refer to everyone named “Janice” as “Janus”

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Tweet: this is me, trying to solve problems https://t.co/…

Sunday, October 30, 2016

this is me, trying to solve problems twitter.com/FolkloreFilmFe…

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Tweet: Inside Out is a horror movie about the scariest gh…

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Inside Out is a horror movie about the scariest ghosts of all: emotions

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