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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-25

@kelceyherrera your charlie buckets news item has broken my actual heart. in reply to kelceyherrera # @kelceyherrera of all available charlies, he is the best cow lover. but i don't like to think of him as grown up, that's all. in reply to kelceyherrera # "electrocuted by the divine fire" is not a bad epitaph. [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-18

Perfect Tense: grammar-themed parody fps. we'd use goldeneye maps. # @smoonen miss you too, buddy. been sick for a month. it's gross. i'm still going to julie's enbarnsening today–see you there, maybe. in reply to smoonen # The Ferguson Conundrum: What Shall I Do With All of This Junk? # heteroglossia in my notebooks, polyphony [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-11

something has eaten all my sleep and i do not know where to procure more of it help help please help et cetera. # the degree to which i am sleepy: the pronouns in my sentences have no clear antecedent. #dang #ohdang #grammardang # the rest of my evening i will spend muttering grammar-themed wagner [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-12-04

@kateulinah maybe there will be some womb biting deleted scenes on the home release? a special feature short film, Twilight: Hysterectomy? in reply to kateulinah # i've had several delightful roommates, but @danaROrana is the first to bake cinnamon rolls for me. # @taylor_audrey your priorities are as they should be. in reply to taylor_audrey [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-11-27

New apartment furnishings. http://t.co/IsoTjS1D # @mkazoo oh delightful. i have at present forgotten my own address but will text you when next i find it. in reply to mkazoo # @Cait_Elizabeth literally that bookfort is the only item in my room except a child sized mattress and a lamp. in reply to Cait_Elizabeth # want. [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-11-20

thriftstore harvest: books by: jean anouilh, mark salzman, william faulkner, bertolt brecht, shusako endo, and robert crais. # @mkazoo iron and silk. my desk is now covered by books except for a laptop corner. in reply to mkazoo # @mkazoo now reading richard yates in a book fortress. apparently adding "…in a book fortress" to [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-11-13

many wedding invitations are excellent coasters. that cardstock is ++absorptive. # i will start adding "… in some cultures" to all my assertions. # "this is considered normal… in some cultures." # "i am sweating profusely… in some cultures." #hotyoghurtbath # "you are a beautiful person… in some cultures." # "hi, my name is paul [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-11-06

ancient sweatpants, a hoodie that smells of campfire, new socks, homemade chicken soup, & french heist movies = how to be ill correctly # @realvalnolan didn't he beat out over six million rival candidates, including jedward? mikey-d's hair alone could govern most countries. in reply to realvalnolan # @taylor_audrey thanks, i think all i need [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-10-30

mais où sont les neiges d'antan? # today i carved the five emotions into a pumpkin: happy, sad, surprised with a mustache, fang-faced super-smile, and cthulu-mouth. # dancers considering beautiful fuel : http://t.co/MIaLlx68 # halfway through richard yates's short story collection, "eleven kinds of loneliness" & it is superb. # @mkazoo i would, but the [...]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-10-23

"life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar." — mountain goats # @taylor_audrey will do. thanks for the recommendation. anybody else great you've encountered lately? in reply to taylor_audrey # craig finn sounds very much like coyote shivers. # @mkazoo i still can't find anything like what i want to [...]