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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2010-05-30

  • the best storytelling. http://bit.ly/axTRDf via @GreatDismal #
  • is it clarion 08 celebration day? @ferretthimself & @Keffy are now fully operational @sfwa folks. #
  • @rsdevin no; that was on one of my interminable roadtrips, so we only had a few hours to see it all. definitely someplace i'll revisit. in reply to rsdevin #
  • "we have no enemies under the sun. we will build a mighty tower and storm the gates of heaven." — said during a meeting. about an html page. #
  • have successfully not written "archdiocese of satan" in a personal letter. #
  • @tofermoran absolutely serious. complete with "to the sky!" hand motions. in reply to tofermoran #
  • Posited: the song "whoop, there it is" is essentially a game of peek-a-boo. #
  • @plasticbrentley did slim pay that kid? in reply to plasticbrentley #
  • what you love proves who you are. #
  • @schy i can't complain too hard; the madness has served me well & introduced me to all of you. godspeed on your move. in reply to schy #
  • ¿dónde está brooklyn? ¿dónde está brooklyn? ¿dónde está brooklyn? ¿dónde está brooklyn? #
  • @tobiasbuckell i don't mind mystically channeled art when it's good, but, like fish, when it stinks, it offends. in reply to tobiasbuckell #
  • i'm just not sure that "nougat-face" is a compliment. #
  • dance buoy activate: http://bit.ly/d5Gy28 #
  • @tofermoran there's a correlating scene in life aquatic, but it's underwater. and claymation. in reply to tofermoran #
  • ah knoue wass gurd fromee http://bit.ly/cVFMmt #
  • @nicoletaylor28 doucheped? is that the epic poem describing the exploits of douchetonius? in reply to nicoletaylor28 #
  • @nicoletaylor28 Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to the impound, and many a hero did it yield a prey to mad hassle and towtrucks. in reply to nicoletaylor28 #
  • "killing fewer trees is good. keeps their population constant. i hunt trees, bag a few, but i always eat what i kill." — in another meeting. #
  • in other news, the office's bombay sapphire is gone. mixed with sprite and leftover lemon juice. the ultimate indignity. #
  • i've been declaiming this for weeks. http://bit.ly/cSaNrS #
  • @hmapple salud! in reply to hmapple #
  • @mikejoosse i just poured a little out on the ground in your memory. in reply to mikejoosse #
  • @nicoletaylor28 apparently draper used to work here, and he left his liquor cabinet. which i've subsequently drunk. in reply to nicoletaylor28 #
  • if i have to get arrested, i want to be arrested for this. http://bit.ly/9ZuCl3 via @neilhimself #
  • BATTLE SNOOD: FRAYED LACE CHIN-GUARD #
  • BATTLE SNOOD: PINK IS THE BLOOD #
  • BATTLE SNOOD: PARSIMONITRON'S PURSE #
  • BATTLE SNOOD: UNHORSED #
  • Last day at dayjob. Wearing this shirt. http://twitpic.com/1rta52 #
  • thanatoast – greek mythological personification of breakfast #
  • @nicoletaylor28 there are fishman sea monsters on this shirt, carrying women who are wearing pineapples. in reply to nicoletaylor28 #
  • @mishellbaker more like a raquel welch b-movie painted by beardsley, traced in crayon. in reply to mishellbaker #
  • in a cruel coincidence, on my last day, somebody brought dogs into the office. #roofdogs #
  • @tofermoran i will bring this light around the world with me. and i will chant "you-ess-aaay, you-ess-aaay" the whole time. in reply to tofermoran #
  • And we're off. #
  • Virginia #
  • Maryland #
  • Delaware #
  • Pennsylvania #
  • New jersey #
  • I think i just ran over a plague rat. #
  • The sky is the color of blood, the earth is aflame, and the trees are singing nickleback. #
  • New york #
  • Connecticut #
  • Massachusetts #
  • Of all the hamptons, this is the northliest one. #
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