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Twitter Digest – 2009-01-06

  • Taking my little sister on a date. I’m thinking sushi. #
  • step 1: remove eyes. step 2: dip eyes in tureens of sand, rocks, and hot coals, kung fu style. step 3: replace eyes. put them in backwards. #
  • I just slept for a week. How am I now sick? #

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