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Tweet: sliding along the hallway linoleum, doing the back…

Thursday, November 13, 2014

sliding along the hallway linoleum, doing the backstroke to astrud gilberto tracks and cackling.

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Tweet: peddling phials of prolactin/oxtocin cocktail to w…

Thursday, November 13, 2014

peddling phials of prolactin/oxtocin cocktail to weepy graduate students

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Tweet: #dirtbrag

Thursday, November 13, 2014

#dirtbrag

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Tweet: @HapaxLegoman it’s still better than the official…

Thursday, November 13, 2014

@HapaxLegoman it’s still better than the official name, “like like”

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Tweet: @HapaxLegoman can’t count how many shields I bough…

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

@HapaxLegoman can’t count how many shields I bought because of the pizza tube thief

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Tweet: to the [estimated] seventy people chirruping in th…

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

to the [estimated] seventy people chirruping in the lobby of my building: a request

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Tweet: @MultWashington cruel cuts make you ask, “rye me?”

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

@MultWashington cruel cuts make you ask, “rye me?”

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Tweet: @thejordache put a pulley on your window & mak…

Monday, November 10, 2014

@thejordache put a pulley on your window & make @themattlondon pull you up in a basket

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Tweet: @damiengwalter I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

Monday, November 10, 2014

@damiengwalter I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

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Tweet: chasing birds out of buildings. get out of these b…

Monday, November 10, 2014

chasing birds out of buildings. get out of these buildings, birds.

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