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Tweet: @themattlondon this is your situation https://t.co…

@themattlondon this is your situation youtube.com/watch?v=UAxARJ…

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superfluous garbage collector: ulcer acquisition edition

Tweet: craigslist person who offers “FREE garden pond/out…

craigslist person who offers “FREE garden pond/outdoor bathtub” has unlocked a dangerous logic storm: any body of water is a bathtub.

Tweet: everybody’s pretty glad i don’t own a truck, or i…

everybody’s pretty glad i don’t own a truck, or i would have all those things

Tweet: on free craigslist you can get aged manure, four t…

on free craigslist you can get aged manure, four toilets to put it in, an albino frog with no hind legs, live roosters, & some pedestals

Tweet: there’s a locksmith/vault tech in the dc area who…

there’s a locksmith/vault tech in the dc area who will give you a discount if you pay with silver coins

Tweet: hate it when i’m too slow on the draw to make a pr…

hate it when i’m too slow on the draw to make a prime eucharist joke

Tweet: swedish powerhouse karin tidbeck has a story out i…

swedish powerhouse karin tidbeck has a story out in @NightmareMag : nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/rebeck…

Tweet: webmd does sleep deprivation cause renal failure

webmd does sleep deprivation cause renal failure

Tweet: apparently @smallbeerpress’s lady churchill’s rose…

apparently @smallbeerpress‘s lady churchill’s rosebud wristlet is $20 for a TWO YEARS’ subscription. #beeayenayenayess