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Tweet: my mom has bussed my undrunk coffee three times al…

my mom has bussed my undrunk coffee three times already this morning. I was not prepared for this level of enmity.

Tweet: this intersection by the highway redefines the car…

this intersection by the highway redefines the cardinal directions: uhaul trucks, a motel, a checkers, a cemetery

Tweet: child on the bus is shrieking into handheld video…

child on the bus is shrieking into handheld video game system. at what reliable interval will my brain ignore this child: a physics problem

Tweet: some parent behind me has exhorted his offspring t…

some parent behind me has exhorted his offspring to “leave me the fuck alone, I’m trying to sleep, goddamn.”

Tweet: @Cat_Eh I keep switching from Spanish to Italian b…

@Cat_Eh I keep switching from Spanish to Italian by accident & everyone is confused

Tweet: chirpy narrator is now forcing her mother to pose…

chirpy narrator is now forcing her mother to pose her like a doll while she whines about the current dearth of snacks

Tweet: the person in the row in front of me is slowly cir…

the person in the row in front of me is slowly circumscribing patterns in the air with each finger, one after another

Tweet: @OhLeahDarling lead them to victory

@OhLeahDarling lead them to victory

Tweet: @OhLeahDarling megabus is forever

@OhLeahDarling megabus is forever

Tweet: we are driving alone over bridges through dense fo…

we are driving alone over bridges through dense fog, no lights anywhere. the toddler next to me is narrating our journey in chirpy Spanish.