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Tweet: @TeddyCalavera there’s something wrong with me, in…

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

@TeddyCalavera there’s something wrong with me, in that I immediately assume this is a plotpoint precursor to an intricately planned crime.

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Tweet: @KenBoccaccio attention span long enough to be a f…

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

@KenBoccaccio attention span long enough to be a fun guy #feeblepuns

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Tweet: and in honor of @danaROrana’s birthday I made gnoc…

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

and in honor of @danaROrana‘s birthday I made gnocchi, sauce, and lamb meatballs from scratch. same idea

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Tweet: in honor of @MultWashington’s birthday I’ve been s…

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

in honor of @MultWashington‘s birthday I’ve been slithering around the block on all 4s whispering mairzy doats. under cars. I am a surprise.

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Tweet: @timesflow I agree with you about Dewitt. what a s…

Saturday, September 17, 2016

@timesflow I agree with you about Dewitt. what a sumptuous book

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Tweet: bloody marys for dinner because they’re essentiall…

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

bloody marys for dinner because they’re essentially gazpacho with vodka, so its okay. #NiDieuNiMaître

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Tweet: just observed an entire kilogram of leberkäse in t…

Monday, September 12, 2016

just observed an entire kilogram of leberkäse in the wild. I am appropriately repulsed.

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Tweet: absolute best most tragic part of this date: after…

Friday, September 9, 2016

absolute best most tragic part of this date: after all his autoproctological monologue about having scads of money, she paid. #PhylumBrodata

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Tweet: she’s looking at anything but him for long stretch…

Friday, September 9, 2016

she’s looking at anything but him for long stretches with a really wide smile and then leans in to listen more, on repeat. #PhylumBrodata

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Tweet: this poor woman has said nothing this entire time…

Friday, September 9, 2016

this poor woman has said nothing this entire time except affirming exhalations, single syllable, and he talked over those too #PhylumBrodata

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