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Tweet: siri i need an ecard to say “sorry a bird flew int…

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

siri i need an ecard to say “sorry a bird flew into my house and shat on your comic book”

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Tweet: you had me at ‘dowried dreams of the rat tribe’

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

you had me at ‘dowried dreams of the rat tribe’

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Tweet: just misspelled “gender” as “gendre” if you want t…

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

just misspelled “gender” as “gendre” if you want to how how british my subconscious is

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Tweet: waxing so exceedingly wroth, I’m practically david…

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

waxing so exceedingly wroth, I’m practically david lee

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Tweet: the ABCs of insomnia: A always B be C spiders

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

the ABCs of insomnia: A always B be C spiders

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Tweet: three week long application complete, submitted, s…

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

three week long application complete, submitted, sent. now i can… a) sleep, or b) finish research for this novel

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Tweet: beer is bread wine. a nice bottle of bread.

Monday, January 26, 2015

beer is bread wine. a nice bottle of bread.

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Tweet: i will spend the blizzard playing deerhoof’s “pand…

Monday, January 26, 2015

i will spend the blizzard playing deerhoof’s “panda panda panda” on melodica until a neighbor murders me youtube.com/watch?v=MfCD8S…

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Tweet: even the ancient biebers were consumed with cologn…

Monday, January 26, 2015

even the ancient biebers were consumed with cologne

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Tweet: @emilyterrible you’re a dope Em C.

Monday, January 26, 2015

@emilyterrible you’re a dope Em C.

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