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Tweet: “consider the hagfishes of the deep, how they grow…

“consider the hagfishes of the deep, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: and yet—hgarhrhglmrrrphhf” *blood clouds the water*

Tweet: @monicabyrne13 g. deutscher is now high on the lis…

@monicabyrne13 g. deutscher is now high on the list. he’s yertle the deutscher.

Tweet: @monicabyrne13 no, i’ll add it to the list. thanks…

@monicabyrne13 no, i’ll add it to the list. thanks!

Tweet: anyway a new skull is way too soft so joke’s on yo…

anyway a new skull is way too soft so joke’s on you, auctioneer

Tweet: this auctioneer claims his goat skull is in “new c…

this auctioneer claims his goat skull is in “new condition” like that’s a big selling point, but i’m unimpressed. i been around

Tweet: beige soup for weeks

beige soup for weeks

Tweet: the prize is yolk http://t.co/NqfdUujBOS

the prize is yolk http://t.co/NqfdUujBOS

Tweet: @haszombiesinit are you referring to that wall-cli…

@haszombiesinit are you referring to that wall-climbing police test in “the spy who came in from the cold?”

Tweet: abyssus abyssum invocat

abyssus abyssum invocat

Tweet: 🎶I’ve got ho-hos in the fridge, whoa wuh-wuh whoa…

🎶I’ve got ho-hos in the fridge, whoa wuh-wuh whoa 🎶 & I’ve drunk too much caffeine 🎶 maybe chill out a smidge 🎶 before I try to go to sleep🎶