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Tweet: “There are many legends too of women taking on the…

“There are many legends too of women taking on the shape of hares in order to steal milk or prevent the production of batter.”

Tweet: my favorite part of my coworker’s tech support cal…

my favorite part of my coworker’s tech support call is when he said, “ok, ok, right. well, people move on…”

Tweet: @HapaxLegoman bop it https://t.co/V0h6jjuHMS

@HapaxLegoman bop it youtube.com/watch?v=UYuT5K…

Tweet: @realvalnolan the earth is a spooky disco hovering…

@realvalnolan the earth is a spooky disco hovering over the void

Tweet: ok but if you’ll bear with me, i posit that tongs…

ok but if you’ll bear with me, i posit that tongs are just as reasonable a set of utensils for eating a jelly donut as, say, a knife & fork.

Tweet: “I particularly like it when the fog is thick, the…

“I particularly like it when the fog is thick, the street Is like a hole in an old coat, and the light is brown as laudanum…”

Tweet: rosemary tonks is one model, at least

rosemary tonks is one model, at least

Tweet: @themattlondon dr london goes to the upscale 7-11…

@themattlondon dr london goes to the upscale 7-11 down the block that doesn’t have a security tarp for a door. well, this one has LIVE MUSIC

Tweet: nobody in this 7-11 wants to hear me shred “skinny…

nobody in this 7-11 wants to hear me shred “skinny love” on melodica at 120dB, but they’re not paying me to stop, so

Tweet: @mkazoo strongly considering this

@mkazoo strongly considering this