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Tweet: it’s not even expensive, i just don’t know how mon…

it’s not even expensive, i just don’t know how money works

Tweet: i buy a pizza from vace each week instead of payin…

i buy a pizza from vace each week instead of paying rent and i regret nothing

Tweet: i’m writing unpleasant stories poorly and hoarding…

i’m writing unpleasant stories poorly and hoarding them in my desk. is that. am i. can you uh please. #successfilled

Tweet: finished drafting a short story. it is unspeakably…

finished drafting a short story. it is unspeakably gross. #writing #ugh

Tweet: ma perchè siam digressi assai…

ma perchè siam digressi assai…

Tweet: i just came up with the best book design & now…

i just came up with the best book design & now i want to self pub a collection of stories just so i can make this beautiful item

Tweet: 🎶 clustering data on a broken machine 🎶 my hard dr…

🎶 clustering data on a broken machine 🎶 my hard drive is failing because sometimes I’m mean 🎶 and have a poor understanding 🎶 of karma 🎶

Tweet: @realvalnolan @tiffaniangus brb got to rob an armo…

@realvalnolan @tiffaniangus brb got to rob an armored car or a university president

Tweet: (reminding everyone to read ágota kristóf)

(reminding everyone to read ágota kristóf)

Tweet: @realvalnolan @tiffaniangus I want to be at this b…

@realvalnolan @tiffaniangus I want to be at this breakfast badly. I want this breakfast to continue in perpetuity