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Tweet: @damiengwalter @guardian yes, every election, but…

Monday, March 7, 2016

@damiengwalter @guardian yes, every election, but this one more than most

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Tweet: @mkazoo i like thinking you’re the sort of person…

Monday, March 7, 2016

@mkazoo i like thinking you’re the sort of person who wouldn’t waste bedsheets simply bc you happened to swaddle a murdered corpse with them

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Tweet: so far this party has consisted of ten people argu…

Thursday, March 3, 2016

so far this party has consisted of ten people arguing over whether sweaters & socks are made of the same cloth. 35 minutes straight so far.

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Tweet: #dailydoodle https://t.co/Ia7NHXrVDD

Thursday, March 3, 2016

#dailydoodle https://t.co/Ia7NHXrVDD

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Tweet: @JFute think sin-sin

Thursday, March 3, 2016

@JFute think sin-sin

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Tweet: please, if you mean “fuck,” write “fuck” & not…

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

please, if you mean “fuck,” write “fuck” & not “f*ck.” you mean “fuck.” don’t ask me to mind-translate swears you are too cowardly to write.

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Tweet: the servants of God upstairs are listening to stat…

Saturday, February 27, 2016

the servants of God upstairs are listening to static-heavy radio programs of children belting hymns in asynchronous monotone

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Tweet: so now my apartment has neither water nor electric…

Saturday, February 27, 2016

so now my apartment has neither water nor electricity (again. the sequel).

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Tweet: “all we have to lose is our jeans” — “Karl Marx”

Friday, February 26, 2016

“all we have to lose is our jeans” — “Karl Marx”

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Tweet: except theologian dick obsession isn’t fiction. fo…

Friday, February 26, 2016

except theologian dick obsession isn’t fiction. for thousands of years somebody somewhere’s been doing this. twitter.com/MagicRealismBo…

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