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Tweet: @ken_schneyer he was a jetlagged jerk, though.

Friday, December 6, 2013

@ken_schneyer he was a jetlagged jerk, though.

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Tweet: @ken_schneyer you’re a uh criminal lawyer too, rig…

Friday, December 6, 2013

@ken_schneyer you’re a uh criminal lawyer too, right.

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Tweet: if bailey roy cyrus produces the soundtrack for “b…

Friday, December 6, 2013

if bailey roy cyrus produces the soundtrack for “bartholomew and the oobleck” i will drive to laos angeles and fight the pop god myself

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Tweet: also apparently cops hate it when you whisper “it’…

Friday, December 6, 2013

also apparently cops hate it when you whisper “it’s a mystery” in response to all their questions

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Tweet: only thing worse than finding blood on your sleeve…

Friday, December 6, 2013

only thing worse than finding blood on your sleeve is finding dried blood on your sleeve

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Tweet: stole a paper cup’s worth of hummus from the upsta…

Friday, December 6, 2013

stole a paper cup’s worth of hummus from the upstairs holiday party. who wants to pull a gem heist with me.

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Tweet: who are we kidding. i have no money. i’ll have to…

Friday, December 6, 2013

who are we kidding. i have no money. i’ll have to steal the battleship hull and the camper both

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Tweet: every day i buy a desk made of a misused battleshi…

Friday, December 6, 2013

every day i buy a desk made of a misused battleship hull is a day i don’t buy a camper and go hide out in the catskills, so count your bless

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Tweet: if i had money i’d buy a steel desk into which i w…

Friday, December 6, 2013

if i had money i’d buy a steel desk into which i would put potatoes for storing them in case the work needed a snack

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Tweet: @taylor_audrey i’ll grab it

Friday, December 6, 2013

@taylor_audrey i’ll grab it

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