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Tweet: @rts94 delivering a baby: squirt gun in the street…

Friday, December 20, 2013

@rts94 delivering a baby: squirt gun in the streets, a squirt gone in the Sheetz. *only applies if you deliver a baby in a gas station

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Tweet: fresh rugrats. https://t.co/y6uPJKZnL5

Thursday, December 19, 2013

fresh rugrats. soundcloud.com/ideaot/freur-h…

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Tweet: @monicabyrne13 instead of a wig i will wear an act…

Thursday, December 19, 2013

@monicabyrne13 instead of a wig i will wear an actual beehive

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Tweet: …the outcome of Presidential elections and Oscar a…

Thursday, December 19, 2013

…the outcome of Presidential elections and Oscar awards by reading the bottoms of her two pet Doberman Pinschers.”

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Tweet: “In addition to live readings, Jackie Stallone wil…

Thursday, December 19, 2013

“In addition to live readings, Jackie Stallone will perform buttock readings using e-mailed digital photographs, and has claimed to predict…

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Tweet: pretty close to shooting a calendar worth of photo…

Thursday, December 19, 2013

pretty close to shooting a calendar worth of photos of me posing like brigitte bardot

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Tweet: finally duct taped over all the raw wires fraying…

Thursday, December 19, 2013

finally duct taped over all the raw wires fraying from my @iPhoneTeam charger. now it is safe to use.

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Tweet: today i have learned that garfield the cat is not…

Thursday, December 19, 2013

today i have learned that garfield the cat is not a sophisticated person

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Tweet: if i were a reptile, i would be less water moccasi…

Thursday, December 19, 2013

if i were a reptile, i would be less water moccasin and more salt water crocs

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Tweet: @rts94 @MultWashington sadly my youtube searches t…

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

@rts94 @MultWashington sadly my youtube searches turn up nothing for “parum-pa-pum-pump it up”

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