Paul Boccaccio

What’s that adage? The shrieking bird gets the slug? The bird who wakes me up too dang early gets shot? What’s that ol’ saying, again?

GOT A “library of” STAMP EMBOSSER FOR KHRAMBLESS. I JUST EMBOSSED A WHOLE DANG NEWSPAPER AND SOME UNOPENED MAIL.

This train reeks of asparagus. Amen.

Started calling the empty seat next to me “brother Saul” and I am really giving it a dressing down. No holds barred. Real mean talk. Yikes.

Stripped to the waist in a muggy train car loudly discussing the tannins in dr pepper with a sock puppet I made out of my neighbor’s jacket.