Paul Boccaccio

@realvalnolan thinking of you & yours. stay well.

if i emboss all the books at this fancy house party with my name then i get to keep them ☐yes ☐no ☐maybe ☐whate’er

eating the candy i threw in the garbage & making fun of the radiator by repeating its hissing clicking sounds back at it in a mocking voice.

being a designated driver has only made me replace alcohol with coffee. before the year is out you will ask yourselves “what have we done?”

Discovered that I enjoy throwing candy in the garbage exactly as much as I enjoy eating it.