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Tweet: @realvalnolan gross

Saturday, January 11, 2014

@realvalnolan gross

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Tweet: spent the morning then clomping around my apartmen…

Saturday, January 11, 2014

spent the morning then clomping around my apartment muttering about my own genius, how it’s made of gold and all, how lost opportunity goes

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Tweet: pitched a public access radio show called PUPPETS…

Saturday, January 11, 2014

pitched a public access radio show called PUPPETS ON THE RADIO (wherein i have a puppetshow and it is on the radio) but i got vetoed

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Tweet: @monicabyrne13 @mkazoo @CrownPublishing Scrooge Mc…

Saturday, January 11, 2014

@monicabyrne13 @mkazoo @CrownPublishing Scrooge McBooks

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Tweet: @kateulinah kartina i am RIGHT HERE dangit

Friday, January 10, 2014

@kateulinah kartina i am RIGHT HERE dangit

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Tweet: can’t draw drapery worth a heap of noodles and i d…

Friday, January 10, 2014

can’t draw drapery worth a heap of noodles and i don’t like light so everything i draw will be made of nonreflective cubes

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Tweet: @monicabyrne13 What’s Fun

Friday, January 10, 2014

@monicabyrne13 What’s Fun

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Tweet: @buen_donado discomfiting memory retrieval is my o…

Friday, January 10, 2014

@buen_donado discomfiting memory retrieval is my only discernible skill

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Tweet: That sentence was broken and ugly and as soon as I…

Friday, January 10, 2014

That sentence was broken and ugly and as soon as I typed it I headbutted the glass partition on a metro train by accident.

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Tweet: If ever you do something impressively dexterous by…

Friday, January 10, 2014

If ever you do something impressively dexterous by reflex, by law, in that same moment, you must trumpet the riff from the James Bond theme.

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