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Tweet: my mother once spent the whole of a doctor’s visit…

my mother once spent the whole of a doctor’s visit—getting stitches removed as a kid—deciding whether to punch him in the dick or not

Tweet: @monicabyrne13 very arch criticism, this. also yes…

@monicabyrne13 very arch criticism, this. also yes: i keep drinking directly from the tap with glee

Tweet: @NickArvin franzen?

@NickArvin franzen?

Tweet: @bethwodzinski @njmagas @AlixEHarrow @sjrodriguez_…

@bethwodzinski @njmagas @AlixEHarrow @sjrodriguez_ @pronouncedLAHra mine’s up now, too. (and it’s still the 10th… by a hair)

Tweet: home again, home again, jiggity jig

home again, home again, jiggity jig

Tweet: @mkazoo @monicabyrne13 I wish for the same. also i…

@mkazoo @monicabyrne13 I wish for the same. also infinite basil grapefruit floats.

Tweet: @NickArvin kundera?

@NickArvin kundera?

Tweet: @DrB_Money finally somebody else stands up for boo…

@DrB_Money finally somebody else stands up for books. (I’m pushing my glasses up so hard they’re poking out of my hair)

Tweet: but you’re not helping. why is that, leon?

but you’re not helping. why is that, leon?

Tweet: The film editor lays on its back, its belly baking…

The film editor lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not without your help.