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Tweet: Now waiting for a @megabus driver to come from DC…

Now waiting for a @megabus driver to come from DC to take over while this driver gives a statement to the police &c

Tweet: I thought it was a blown tire but apparently our @…

I thought it was a blown tire but apparently our @megabus got clipped by a truck? Or we hit the truck. Unsure which.

Tweet: And the bus blew a tire. How long do I have to wai…

And the bus blew a tire. How long do I have to wait before it’s socially acceptable to climb back there and eat that pontificating guy.

Tweet: @monicabyrne13 if you snare the champion within hi…

@monicabyrne13 if you snare the champion within his host & kill it, perhaps he’ll be welded to the hellbound soul & trapped beyond the pale

Tweet: Now he is explaining why small lies are okay in re…

Now he is explaining why small lies are okay in relationships

Tweet: @monicabyrne13 is there a fatuouasshole eternal ch…

@monicabyrne13 is there a fatuouasshole eternal champion, who assumes new bodies throughout time to Impart Facts at the universe’s behest?

Tweet: “Food is the same everywhere. It’s just… how they…

“Food is the same everywhere. It’s just… how they prepare it.” — gentleman scholar behind me on this bus

Tweet: I can’t see her. It’s possible. The air in bus is…

I can’t see her. It’s possible. The air in bus is one thousand degrees celsius.

Tweet: THE WOMAN HE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS HAS JUST SPOKEN…

THE WOMAN HE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS HAS JUST SPOKEN A SENTENCE IN CHINESE. IS HE TELLING A CHINESE WOMAN WHY CHINESE CINEMA IS INFERIOR. IS HE

Tweet: Prof. O’Tool back there just said “We work harder….

Prof. O’Tool back there just said “We work harder. That’s why our dramas…” and then I had an aneurysm so I didn’t hear what he said next.