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Tweet: when the catheterals were white #catheter2016

when the catheterals were white #catheter2016

Tweet: oh dang now the guy with the white pompadour and t…

oh dang now the guy with the white pompadour and teal scrubs is wanting to know why they’re even using this subpar manufacturer. #riveting

Tweet: the manufacturer gave them a bunch of catheters wi…

the manufacturer gave them a bunch of catheters with Not Enough Teflon #catheteraldamage

Tweet: each of these men is drunk on his perception of hi…

each of these men is drunk on his perception of his own authority and shouts to convince the others about the best way to make a catheter

Tweet: the five boisterous middle-aged men hunching over…

the five boisterous middle-aged men hunching over their coffees beside me have been yelling about catheter technology for an hour so far

Tweet: @tiffaniangus 1) this is objectively false (in my…

@tiffaniangus 1) this is objectively false (in my increasingly humble opinion, you’re too good), and 2) we all feel this way together wheeee

Tweet: trumplings should be called trumpets because: • lo…

trumplings should be called trumpets because: • loud • i know you’re just practicing • but seriously i can hear you • from like a block away

Tweet: the first episode of @binadamu_series, which I cow…

the first episode of @binadamu_series, which I cowrote with @JFute, just went up: youtube.com/watch?v=-egMRn… #binadamu

Tweet: guy next to me at this breakfast place is earnestl…

guy next to me at this breakfast place is earnestly discussing his mother’s menopause. she’s been “suffering through it for ten years”

Tweet: “From then on we leaned in our windows rather regu…

“From then on we leaned in our windows rather regularly; sluggishly told each other about ourselves; & went on waiting for death”—A. Schmidt