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Tweet: @matthewpadler my pancreas seized up in terror and…

Monday, June 27, 2016

@matthewpadler my pancreas seized up in terror and despair. they are… not good.

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Tweet: @ken_schneyer yessss. I can’t wait to read it

Monday, June 27, 2016

@ken_schneyer yessss. I can’t wait to read it

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Tweet: my cousin has plumbed the pitchy depths of the hum…

Monday, June 27, 2016

my cousin has plumbed the pitchy depths of the human experience: https://t.co/DsEPWNAASa

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Tweet: “ok ok: you’re making her scream by threatening to…

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

“ok ok: you’re making her scream by threatening to bite her hair. stop that. no. enn-oh.” — birth control lobbyist next to me, parent of two

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Tweet: also a couple of kids in my gate are using screech…

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

also a couple of kids in my gate are using screeches alone to push the FDA to approve that vas deferens sperm immolator birth control gel

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Tweet: the airport crowd in Philly seems to be split betw…

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

the airport crowd in Philly seems to be split between sweatsock-centric cosplayers of Joe Biden and soup scented spanglejumpsuit aficionados

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Tweet: @KenBoccaccio as I so often do

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

@KenBoccaccio as I so often do

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Tweet: @Anthropologal but it looks like it’s made of blub…

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

@Anthropologal but it looks like it’s made of blubber. the moon is a thick, raw, rind of porkfat. wake up, sheeple &c

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Tweet: Solstice Poultice is my new essential oils import…

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Solstice Poultice is my new essential oils import boutique where I’ll sell moongreases stolen from squeezed out dregs of the moon

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Tweet: teal bescrubbed authority goon just used the phras…

Monday, June 20, 2016

teal bescrubbed authority goon just used the phrase “navigating tortuous anatomy” so it’s time to leave

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