Paul Boccaccio

fat-laced squash on stilts invents the reservoir pen, preserves all whining

if grad school graduation getup were antlers and a frozen blood throne that hovered around, then i would say yes, all this work is worth it.

@glorioushubris i read that on the cross country drive back to nc from clarion. also unsuitable timing.

@MultWashington did you freeze the leftovers or

too bad “you are the splendid boast of our people” isn’t a grade