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Tweet: are there no arctic hovels going spare

are there no arctic hovels going spare

Tweet: who will give me a hovel to hove in and a 50 gallo…

who will give me a hovel to hove in and a 50 gallon drum of ensure so i can spend three months on an island learning swedish

Tweet: couldn’t think of the word “subordinate,” could on…

couldn’t think of the word “subordinate,” could only think of “underling.” and then i misspelled it “supordinate” #sup #overlyfamiliar

Tweet: @mkazoo one explanation: hell spewed up the limbic…

@mkazoo one explanation: hell spewed up the limbic system of dick van dyke, & on his way through the gate he got caught on a glowstick fence

Tweet: @mkazoo with his hands he plays the oontz oontz oo…

@mkazoo with his hands he plays the oontz oontz oontz oontz, and with his foot he squeezes an amped-up nightingale, to get the shrill notes.

Tweet: frei lebt, wer schlafen kann

frei lebt, wer schlafen kann

Tweet: there’s a tubaplayer in this apartment building wh…

there’s a tubaplayer in this apartment building who plays/loves/yearns after house music. buddy they built other kinds of domiciles for that

Tweet: oh hey persons entering my building at three ay em…

oh hey persons entering my building at three ay em, i would like you to chitter and screech louder and for a duration, yes do

Tweet: @MultWashington @julzonjulz practically definitive

@MultWashington @julzonjulz practically definitive

Tweet: Hwilum ylfete song dyde ic me to gomene, ganotes…

Hwilum ylfete song dyde ic me to gomene, ganotes hleoþor ond huilpan sweg fore hleahtor wera, mæw singende fore medodrince.