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Tweet: saw a headline saying something like “Gray Campaig…

saw a headline saying something like “Gray Campaign Targets Bowser In New Ad” & it wasn’t about aliens vs. a mario bros villian. what gives.

Tweet: i will build a cup out of anything. sand, ice, pap…

i will build a cup out of anything. sand, ice, paper, fleas, anything.

Tweet: tired of of the comfort inconvenience of tenterhoo…

tired of of the comfort inconvenience of tenterhooks? worry no more; i’ve invented tenter-eyebolts and the good news is they last forever

Tweet: @HapaxLegoman In Washington did NSA / A stately je…

@HapaxLegoman In Washington did NSA / A stately jelly-bird decree

Tweet: @BoingBoing the spice is life

@BoingBoing the spice is life

Tweet: my daily activities list one hundred percent does…

my daily activities list one hundred percent does not include stuff like “2. Prepared Enochian Air Tablet on virgin parchment”

Tweet: can’t recommend @sloanesloane enough. go go go

can’t recommend @sloanesloane enough. go go go

Tweet: @MultWashington & marker them back in très qui…

@MultWashington & marker them back in très quizzical

Tweet: does that mean it’s not a sheet anymore. is it sti…

does that mean it’s not a sheet anymore. is it still paper if it’s not in sheet form. can you have a solid cube of paper or calloused paper.

Tweet: crawled under my desk to be terrified because what…

crawled under my desk to be terrified because what if a sheet of paper didn’t have to have unified thickness? what if it were like a wedge