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Tweet: oh fun now the plane is dancing too. hashtag turbu…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

oh fun now the plane is dancing too. hashtag turbulence. the smiling rictuses of the attendants let me know we’re safe

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Tweet: BUT points against katy perry’s performance of inn…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

BUT points against katy perry’s performance of inner darkness: she says “unconditionally” with a sort of odd cadence

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Tweet: all of katy perry’s life occurs between sunset and…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

all of katy perry’s life occurs between sunset and sunrise. she is the gothiest of all the bupple pop creators.

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Tweet: I don’t know whether this is a roomba/sex song or…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

I don’t know whether this is a roomba/sex song or a hovercraft/sex song. do roombae have wheels or do they hover?

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Tweet: katy perry, please do not enquire after my birthda…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

katy perry, please do not enquire after my birthday suit. it is not well-tailored and I am considering abandoning it at the dry cleaners

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Tweet: the flight attendants all want me to stop seatdanc…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

the flight attendants all want me to stop seatdancing madly to these cake/possibly sex? themed beats but lo, it is my jam

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Tweet: “so cover your eyes / I have a surprise / please g…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

“so cover your eyes / I have a surprise / please guess what it is / a pile of facile rhymes” — katy perry

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Tweet: when is katy perry going to sing about cake on thi…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

when is katy perry going to sing about cake on this album, that’s what I want to know

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Tweet: this astronomically themed gospel chant about the…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

this astronomically themed gospel chant about the benefits of emotional vampirism is a fat tranche of appropriation, dang

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Tweet: “like thunder I shall shake your ground” is pretty…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

“like thunder I shall shake your ground” is pretty metal but I’m not sure about this key change at the end

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