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Tweet: indelible spoor of popped bottles, axe body spray,…

indelible spoor of popped bottles, axe body spray, and optimism

Tweet: after which Advice Inteen says, “okay. so. like, h…

after which Advice Inteen says, “okay. so. like, how old are you?” pause “well, i mean, you should be okay then.”

Tweet: teen interns prefacing their career advice with a…

teen interns prefacing their career advice with a singsong caterwaul of “pop-pin bott-ellllls” after which a champagne cork erupts

Tweet: intern teens at the teen intern party on the fire…

intern teens at the teen intern party on the fire escape one floor up are giving each other career advice

Tweet: top search terms “a tail full of suns” and “teeth…

top search terms “a tail full of suns” and “teeth aren’t smooth” hire me for monstrous menagerie seo

Tweet: saw a guy in a brimmed hat holding an umbrella wit…

saw a guy in a brimmed hat holding an umbrella with a katana handle, like this: bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/…

Tweet: there’s a section of this article about linked dat…

there’s a section of this article about linked data called “justification and criticism” and i just tsked & said “same” to my screen

Tweet: @MultWashington #wokeuplikethis #thirtysixhoursago…

@MultWashington #wokeuplikethis #thirtysixhoursago #sleepmadness

Tweet: @wigu be the few cards you want to see short of a…

@wigu be the few cards you want to see short of a deck

Tweet: what is lou reed’s deal, pronouncing sangria “san-…

what is lou reed’s deal, pronouncing sangria “san-gray-uh.” these are the questions that banish sleep.