Paul Boccaccio

@mkazoo at least they didn’t, like my upstairs neighbors, drop grocery bags filled w/ empty glass bottles off the roof while shriekgiggling.

end of semester state of the state: beperched on the hedge, wearing a cape, singing this into a bird’s nest i found: youtube.com/watch?v=tU1UmY…

@kateulinah the only entities to whom i wished a happy mother’s day are: my own mom, and birth control

new podcast by @quinnlibson on the current indian elections: pulitzercenter.org/reporting/Indi… at the @Pulitzercenter

@MultWashington why isnt every post showing off the malignant moon shoulder? but my favorite part is @natwilliford peeking like a sneakthief