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Tweet: pitch: “harold and muad’dib”

pitch: “harold and muad’dib”

Tweet: nothing to write about but radishes

nothing to write about but radishes

Tweet: “caminante, no hay camino, se hace camino al andar…

“caminante, no hay camino, se hace camino al andar.”

Tweet: @MultWashington @mkazoo fulsome judgey eyes askanc…

@MultWashington @mkazoo fulsome judgey eyes askance at some litter though

Tweet: WAELP time past time to leap into traffic

WAELP time past time to leap into traffic

Tweet: then, of the sauce soaked burrito, he said, “this…

then, of the sauce soaked burrito, he said, “this is quite satisfying. used to have one at bwi.”

Tweet: guy responds, “I’m going to have your dad buy me f…

guy responds, “I’m going to have your dad buy me filet mignon.”

Tweet: now they are discussing whether rick will have his…

now they are discussing whether rick will have his birthday in NYC or not. is Harley happy. what do you want for your birthday from me babe.

Tweet: fifteen table patio, but this couple has decided t…

fifteen table patio, but this couple has decided to sit directly behind me

Tweet: absolute worst song to come on while you are gobbl…

absolute worst song to come on while you are gobbling down a sauce-imbued burrito: Michael Jackson’s “man in the mirror”