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Tweet: accidentally snorted a brimming ladle of jalapeño-…

Friday, May 23, 2014

accidentally snorted a brimming ladle of jalapeño-infused phở, ended up with a nosebleed. ominous rumble. this pentagram was a poor choice.

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Tweet: second best is eating half your meal, pausing with…

Friday, May 23, 2014

second best is eating half your meal, pausing with upturned hands, then throwing the rest on the floor, shrieking “it did not sate me”

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Tweet: best thing is sneaking up behind graduates as they…

Friday, May 23, 2014

best thing is sneaking up behind graduates as they take family photos to hiss “vanity” right before the flash goes off

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Tweet: posited: our sun is a teenage star & solar fla…

Friday, May 23, 2014

posited: our sun is a teenage star & solar flares are when it flips its hair in disgust

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Tweet: while on the subject: the peerless @ShaunaRoberts5…

Friday, May 23, 2014

while on the subject: the peerless @ShaunaRoberts5‘s books are discounted at the moment & she’s got a novella out: amazon.com/The-Hunt-Shaun…

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Tweet: Kim Stanley Robinson is one of the greats http://t…

Friday, May 23, 2014

Kim Stanley Robinson is one of the greats newyorker.com/online/blogs/b… via @ShaunaRoberts5 (who is also a novelist looking at culture, race, hist)

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Tweet: how long until i write a chrome plugin that find/r…

Friday, May 23, 2014

how long until i write a chrome plugin that find/replaces self-pseudoredacted swears (like “sh*t”) with normal written forms (like “shit”)

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Tweet: @BLAsia_Africa @HapaxLegoman are all these deer dr…

Friday, May 23, 2014

@BLAsia_Africa @HapaxLegoman are all these deer dragons bullying the misshapen elephant? #deerdragonteenmovie

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Tweet: this whole time I thought UKIP was about Philip K…

Friday, May 23, 2014

this whole time I thought UKIP was about Philip K Dick’s necromanciful takeover of the UK #ubikforpresident

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Tweet: @MatthewTesta1 i want “in the hall of the mountain…

Thursday, May 22, 2014

@MatthewTesta1 i want “in the hall of the mountain king.” and at the final crescendo, they shoot me from a cannon over the stage.

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