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Tweet: I have to imagine Pope Francis singing this in his…

I have to imagine Pope Francis singing this in his throne room (with hand dancing) to even make it through to the end

Tweet: katy perry’s hallmark card sentiments over bleepmb…

katy perry’s hallmark card sentiments over bleepmbloops/sex song is less interesting than this airplane feta pasta pile

Tweet: katy perry’s seasonal skinsuit/masturbation song i…

katy perry’s seasonal skinsuit/masturbation song is a bit dark and also mildly aspirational

Tweet: 2020 vision does not enable x-ray vision, does it?

2020 vision does not enable x-ray vision, does it?

Tweet: what in fact does “a little bit of Yoko and a litt…

what in fact does “a little bit of Yoko and a little bit of Ono” mean? they are the same person. or does she mean Yoko oh no? because that’s

Tweet: @ken_schneyer has to be. a janitor who struggles m…

@ken_schneyer has to be. a janitor who struggles mightily with kids throwing gum on the tile invents antigravity? or the surveillance state?

Tweet: I can’t tell the difference between katy perry’s v…

I can’t tell the difference between katy perry’s voice and scarlett johansson’s

Tweet: did katy perry just say “Japanese?” the hell? that…

did katy perry just say “Japanese?” the hell? that’s horrendous.

Tweet: @ken_schneyer makes sense. I guess otherwise they’…

@ken_schneyer makes sense. I guess otherwise they’d spray the dirt away from them? unless they manipulated gravity directly

Tweet: I’ve started lip syncing “dark horse” so the vultu…

I’ve started lip syncing “dark horse” so the vulture lords of skydeath know I’m a teen and have yet a thousand years to live under the sun