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Tweet: I hate this election for many reasons, one of whic…

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

I hate this election for many reasons, one of which is recontextualizing “inglorious basterds” as a film with some kind of message

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Tweet: I ordered a pint of hoegaarden and they gave it to…

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

I ordered a pint of hoegaarden and they gave it to me in a large glass soup bowl #beerbowl

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Tweet: my brush with kp joy is over. back to hausing wine…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

my brush with kp joy is over. back to hausing wine and watching garbage movies until this creamed chicken gives me the rest of the botulism.

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Tweet: it’ll be a rout

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

it’ll be a rout

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Tweet: “choose your battles, babe / because I’m not fight…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

“choose your battles, babe / because I’m not fighting anymore” so… pick no battles? if you don’t fight they’ll take the field, katy perry

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Tweet: passive aggressive apology/sex song is not fun eit…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

passive aggressive apology/sex song is not fun either. katy perry’s trying to tell you about some Serious Issues

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Tweet: electric lips and telepathy? you don’t need to sur…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

electric lips and telepathy? you don’t need to surrender to this person, katy perry. believe in your abilities as a tactician

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Tweet: “by the grace of god”/sex song??

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

“by the grace of god”/sex song??

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Tweet: iron mountain product placement? how many #teens n…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

iron mountain product placement? how many #teens need off site data backup?

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Tweet: useless aphorism and cliché cache/sex song doesn’t…

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

useless aphorism and cliché cache/sex song doesn’t even have that Beyoncë’s “halo” rising quality

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