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Tweet: strolling about Johannesburg all day like a fancy…

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

strolling about Johannesburg all day like a fancy gentleman

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Tweet: one more day in windhoek, then we drive some varia…

Sunday, July 20, 2014

one more day in windhoek, then we drive some variable number of hours [7±2] north to oshikati

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Tweet: if beyoncé has to go potty, does she go to the lit…

Sunday, July 20, 2014

if beyoncé has to go potty, does she go to the little bey’s room

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Tweet: Grau, teurer Freund, is alle Theorie, und grün de…

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Grau, teurer Freund, is alle Theorie, und grün des Lebens goldener Baum.

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Tweet: also I am lying in front of the elevators & wh…

Saturday, July 12, 2014

also I am lying in front of the elevators & when the doors open I roll, grimace, & interpret fever ray’s “triangle walks” using only kicks

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Tweet: Lying on the JFK terminal floor thinking about how…

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Lying on the JFK terminal floor thinking about how much better CSPAN would be with My Neighbor Totoro credits animation & soundtrack.

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Tweet: man with white hair wearing white sweatsuit and wh…

Friday, July 11, 2014

man with white hair wearing white sweatsuit and white bowling shoes just sprinted past my bench

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Tweet: pupal bros on the bus, hunched over realtime strat…

Friday, July 11, 2014

pupal bros on the bus, hunched over realtime strategy video games, drywashing the blackened spurs of their mouthparts

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Tweet: these two young bros spoke of flamethrowers for a…

Friday, July 11, 2014

these two young bros spoke of flamethrowers for a half hour. now they will not stop groaning, “Eleanor, Eleanor…”

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Tweet: I forgot my French Pokémon game at home. how am I…

Friday, July 11, 2014

I forgot my French Pokémon game at home. how am I even going to fly now

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