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Twitter Digest – 2008-12-11

  • laundry then grocery then writing another short story. #
  • does #magpie mean spam? I think it might. #
  • Apparently an entire red onion is too much. I have done science to confirm this. #
  • more science. definitely never putting that much onion in anything ever again hurk urk hork. except maybe if i made a lasagna (for one). #
  • running. (it is gorgeous & gray out) taste of onion very much intact. maybe i should put in another tomato? what can save this quasi-meal? #
  • verdict: decent run. leg twinge mostly absent. #
  • I’ve seen all your qualifications /
    You got from the Sorbonne /
    And the painting you stole from Picasso /
    Your loveliness goes on and on #
  • Every time I hear Mates of State, I smile. Their joy is infectious on the order of ebola. #
  • @documentingme the weekend of your last birthday. i don’t know when they’re coming next… #
  • office potluck. i have poisoned the proverbial well with non-proverbially poisoned bruschetta. why no, i’m not a good cook; why do you ask? #
  • i didn’t kill anyone with foul cookery, and i didn’t eat too much. in other news, my office gave me a bottle of vermouth for not-christmas. #
  • @documentingme no, no, flailing your arms is not how to get girls at all. (unless you’re a dancer) see http://is.gd/ay7s for context. #
  • dear jodi, brentley isn’t teaching me how to get girls. i promise. he is teaching me how to be more awkward around people of all kinds. yes. #
  • (also, girls are not a commodity, i realize. one cannot “get” girls.) #
  • @tofermoran seconded. #
  • It’s a cozy day. good for chiling out with some Mates of State, red wine, and a good book of poetry. (i have two out of three now. not bad.) #
  • pretty map, complete with a beached luck dragon-fish in the bottom left. i especially like the crest & the typeface also. http://is.gd/bdOV #
  • @jephjacques excellent. i feel that a drunken, gruff old man in a raincoat and eyepatch should drive the submacopter, and hunt the skysquid. #
  • @tofermoran no kidding. well, look at you, Mister Bloggy McBlogs. #
  • @tofermoran and all of a sudden i really miss my beard… #

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