Paul Boccaccio

Waiting for a broken down bus w/ a lady dressed in a green squigglestriped spandex jumpsuit, bicep tattoo: GIGGLES over lightningbolt scroll

facilius sit nili caput invenire

“are you sure you don’t want some meatballs while you wait for dinner?” — my mother, achieving her final form

trying my hand at the food coma deadman float world record