Paul Boccaccio

If you said “you don’t have to ever sleep again but you’ll loose all your teeth & be a flightless turkey buzzard,” I would—wait that’s meth.

When I danceflail around to deerhoof, the word that comes to all present minds is “majestic.”

@mammalpants it’s the little gestures of subversion that keep the underpaid art director going, I’m guessing.

Is any anybody surprised that a guy named “Teddy” would win the “creepiest president” award?

@MultWashington @Gladys__Walker is it a comedy of errors occurring on a long walk to a museum that ends up being closed because it’s Tuesday