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Monthly Archives: January 2013

Tweet: smh if you’are not trying to convince your pug dog…

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

smh if you’are not trying to convince your pug dog to lay down in the shape of the african continent

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Tweet: and mom’s all liek STOP YAWPING IN THE HOUSE AND G…

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

and mom’s all liek STOP YAWPING IN THE HOUSE AND GO MOW THE GRASS

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Tweet: @felixgilman discovered barthelme a little while a…

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

@felixgilman discovered barthelme a little while ago & forced my family to buy me “sixty stories” by yawping his name constantly for months.

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We All Expect You

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

What is needed is constant work, day and night, constant reading, study, will…. Every hour is precious for it…. Come to us, smash the vodka bottle, lie down and read…. Turgenev, if you like, whom you have not read. You must drop your vanity, you are not a child … you will soon be thirty. […]

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Tweet: gandhi walks with so much swagger

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

gandhi walks with so much swagger

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Tweet: @rquat i’ve been pronouncing it “enslurption” and…

Monday, January 28, 2013

@rquat i’ve been pronouncing it “enslurption” and making milkshake jokes to myself, sotto voce. here is my gun; here is my badge.

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Tweet: reading new employee data security training &…

Monday, January 28, 2013

reading new employee data security training & wondering what “hard drive encyrption” is.

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Tweet: I heard that if you’re ritch enough they give you…

Monday, January 28, 2013

I heard that if you’re ritch enough they give you a dodge vipre instead

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Tweet: instead of printing my account balance the bank te…

Monday, January 28, 2013

instead of printing my account balance the bank teller started ululating this real high pitched dirge. Good sign I guess

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Tweet: well bestial howling is HOW I NORMALLY TALK, your…

Monday, January 28, 2013

well bestial howling is HOW I NORMALLY TALK, your honor

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