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Monthly Archives: March 2015

Tweet: drinking a second pot of coffee while croaking “al…

drinking a second pot of coffee while croaking “all the world is green.” quoted willy wonka in a professional email. put off skull purchase.

Tweet: circling my building singing all the parts of this…

circling my building singing all the parts of this simultaneously from one unmoving open mouth in my forehead youtube.com/watch?v=Sczg8K…

Tweet: “taxon Cyclostomi, characterized by horny teeth bo…

“taxon Cyclostomi, characterized by horny teeth borne by a peculiar tongue-like apparatus, a large notochord, & pouch-shaped gills” #hagfish

Tweet: just wait for my short story “Spun Hagfishes” abou…

just wait for my short story “Spun Hagfishes” about the ethics of work undergirt by methamphetamine

Tweet: “consider the hagfishes of the deep, how they grow…

“consider the hagfishes of the deep, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: and yet—hgarhrhglmrrrphhf” *blood clouds the water*

Tweet: @monicabyrne13 g. deutscher is now high on the lis…

@monicabyrne13 g. deutscher is now high on the list. he’s yertle the deutscher.

Tweet: @monicabyrne13 no, i’ll add it to the list. thanks…

@monicabyrne13 no, i’ll add it to the list. thanks!

Tweet: anyway a new skull is way too soft so joke’s on yo…

anyway a new skull is way too soft so joke’s on you, auctioneer

Tweet: this auctioneer claims his goat skull is in “new c…

this auctioneer claims his goat skull is in “new condition” like that’s a big selling point, but i’m unimpressed. i been around

Tweet: beige soup for weeks

beige soup for weeks