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Monthly Archives: March 2015

Tweet: @haszombiesinit one could tie each inserted obscen…

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

@haszombiesinit one could tie each inserted obscenity to a charity donation & you could call it “Fucks Given”

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Tweet: @monicabyrne13 @caldy with money like that he coul…

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

@monicabyrne13 @caldy with money like that he could pay a crow to steal your genital

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Tweet: drywashing my hands and hemmhemming in the club

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

drywashing my hands and hemmhemming in the club

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Tweet: it’s not technically against renters’ association…

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

it’s not technically against renters’ association edict to spin down the sidewalk screaming AW BABY YOUuuu YOU GOT WHAT I NEED to a pizza

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Rise Again Starving

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Mientras por competir con tu cabello, oro bruñido al sol relumbra en vano; mientras con menosprecio en medio el llano mira tu blanca frente el lilio bello; mientras a cada labio, por cogello, siguen más ojos que al clavel temprano; y mientras triunfa con desdén Lozano del luciente cristal tu gentil cuello: goza cuello, cabello, […]

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Tweet: to the child on the sidewalk chomping a chicken te…

Sunday, March 22, 2015

to the child on the sidewalk chomping a chicken tender like a cigar: coronet te deus corona galeaque justitiae, honore et opere fortitudinis

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Tweet: python & parsifal all day, break for omelettes…

Sunday, March 22, 2015

python & parsifal all day, break for omelettes or pizza

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Tweet: @HapaxLegoman you open the door & the whole pl…

Saturday, March 21, 2015

@HapaxLegoman you open the door & the whole place is packed floor to ceiling with lionfish

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Tweet: to say that I’m reading redonnet during this footm…

Friday, March 20, 2015

to say that I’m reading redonnet during this footmaul game would not be untrue

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Tweet: bar times: my sports call of “cats are cats” has g…

Friday, March 20, 2015

bar times: my sports call of “cats are cats” has gone undetected thus far, hour six

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