{"id":768,"date":"2012-05-06T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/06\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-05-06\/"},"modified":"2012-05-06T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-05-06","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/06\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-05-06\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-05-06"},"content":{"rendered":"

"Oh well, she's just not… A thinker, you know?" — my mother, cognition specialist #<\/a><\/li>\n
Just saw john kessel at the elvis costello concert in Durham. Like whoa, man. #<\/a><\/li>\n
doctor whiskey. is it possible. that you are not a real certified cardiologist. is that true. #<\/a><\/li>\n
sleep to this. http:\/\/t.co\/YRhRmUVo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
sleep to anything, honestly. just sleep. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Toyota Romulus approaches a dump truck, blocks traffic. #<\/a><\/li>\n
My grandmother has just voted against amendment one in NC. #YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH<\/a> #impressed #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dropping_dombs<\/a> #AmendmentShun<\/a> in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Phaselus ille, quem uidetis, hospites,
\nait fuisse nauium celerrimus,
\nneque ullius natantis impetum trabis
\nnequisse praeterire… #<\/a><\/li>\n
@AllisoNicole86<\/a> my parents too! I'm so proud. in reply to AllisoNicole86<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> grandma did not freeze herself in a glacier during the second ice age only to reawaken at our hour of need for THIS America in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> Patrick Henry would not die for the sins of this Harris Teeter America. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> Nah, snooki kissed dating goodbye so she can carry her best life now for a purpose driven pregnancy by the powers of jabez. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> or Beige Leicester, Tan Leicester, Delightfully Neutral Eggshell Leicester in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"\u00d0\u009d\u00d0\u00b0\u00d1\u02c6\u00d0\u00b0 \u00d0\u00a2\u00d0\u00b0\u00d0\u00bd\u00d1\u008f \u00d0\u00b3\u00d1\u20ac\u00d0\u00be\u00d0\u00bc\u00d0\u00ba\u00d0\u00be \u00d0\u00bf\u00d0\u00bb\u00d0\u00b0\u00d1\u2021\u00d0\u00b5\u00d1\u201a:
\n\u00d0\u00a3\u00d1\u20ac\u00d0\u00be\u00d0\u00bd\u00d0\u00b8\u00d0\u00bb\u00d0\u00b0 \u00d0\u00b2 \u00d1\u20ac\u00d0\u00b5\u00d1\u2021\u00d0\u00ba\u00d1\u0192 \u00d0\u00bc\u00d1\u008f\u00d1\u2021\u00d0\u00b8\u00d0\u00ba.
\n– \u00d0\u00a2\u00d0\u00b8\u00d1\u02c6\u00d0\u00b5, \u00d0\u00a2\u00d0\u00b0\u00d0\u00bd\u00d0\u00b5\u00d1\u2021\u00d0\u00ba\u00d0\u00b0, \u00d0\u00bd\u00d0\u00b5 \u00d0\u00bf\u00d0\u00bb\u00d0\u00b0\u00d1\u2021\u00d1\u0152:
\n\u00d0\u009d\u00d0\u00b5 \u00d1\u0192\u00d1\u201a\u00d0\u00be\u00d0\u00bd\u00d0\u00b5\u00d1\u201a \u00d0\u00b2 \u00d1\u20ac\u00d0\u00b5\u00d1\u2021\u00d0\u00ba\u00d0\u00b5 \u00d0\u00bc\u00d1\u008f\u00d1\u2021." — \u00d0\u00b0\u00d0\u00b3\u00d0\u00bd\u00d0\u00b8\u00d1\u008f \u00d0\u00b1\u00d0\u00b0\u00d1\u20ac\u00d1\u201a\u00d0\u00be #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: 1) Draw a perfect square on a piece of paper. 2) Convince yourself that it's upside down.\n
Congratulations, now you're an adult. #<\/a><\/li>\n
worst day ever, won't you back that thang up. can I crawl into the sewer, won't you back that thang up. #<\/a><\/li>\n
hey doctor whiskey, doctor brandy, doctor gin: you can steal away my mixer but you cannot take my burrrr-bin. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@vyemoran<\/a> both of them, I should hope. I am leaping around my apartment with excitement. in reply to vyemoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
if the writers of the new testament epistles had any sense of privacy they would have never #<\/a><\/li>\n
#wotd<\/a> is "ferrule." #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> or walking stick, yeah. Tools to jab at the world. in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Queen Pyhrric Victoria #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dropping_dombs<\/a> tomes o' pomes or git y'seff home, holmes. in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
stackin groats like a moneystoat reekin of usury, you voles on the tollbridge, gitcha ta choosin me #<\/a><\/li>\n
In the plagiarized words of my coworker: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF. #coffeemugcatladyjokes<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> with angels like this, who needs devils? or anything else, really. #tildafficiency<\/a> in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"Noli hoc tangere." — Christus Hammer #<\/a><\/li>\n
(it's probably better "posse non tangere" but WHATEVER y'all, nemo omnia potest sciri) #<\/a><\/li>\n
still bad at Latin dot xanga dot edu slash zombocom slash give up #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dropping_dombs<\/a> is that puttybaby taped to an anti-medicine propaganda piece? in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> thanks! There is always something good in each day. in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> even my correction wasn't correct: it's more like "non posse hoc tangere", still unsure of case. mistakes in public #ohaaaaay<\/a> in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> also, I have lost my taste for very sweet things. Though that caramel whatsit sounds good. in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
RT @mjohnharrison<\/a>: "there is nothing 'inside' a word" http:\/\/t.co\/JCoCtRv0<\/a> via @dialoghost<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
parce que moi je r\u00c3\u00aave, moi je ne le suis pas #<\/a><\/li>\n
Replace the "get to know your coworkers" section of the corporate intraweb with the DSM-IV #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> all we wee folk win that joust. #weewee<\/a> #weeeeeducation in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> OH I WONDER IF. THEY WILL HAVE. LINGUISTICS. in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
hallucinating roofdogs yes will mercy be to eat the horses just so roofdogs won't tear at them I don't know I said if that counts as mercy I #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
"Oh well, she's just not… A thinker, you know?" — my mother, cognition specialist # Just saw john kessel at the elvis costello concert in Durham. Like whoa, man. # doctor whiskey. is it possible. that you are not a real certified cardiologist. is that true. # sleep to this. http:\/\/t.co\/YRhRmUVo # sleep to anything, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}