{"id":764,"date":"2012-04-22T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/22\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-04-22\/"},"modified":"2012-04-22T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-22T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-04-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/22\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-04-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-04-22"},"content":{"rendered":"

Scrambling eighteen eggs whilst wearing an Iron Man mask. As one does. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@JulieByrneHUCS<\/a> those pickles never stood a chance. also, hello! in reply to JulieByrneHUCS<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Babe babe babe schmoopsie babe boyfriend babe love nouglette babe. No names, no never again. Babe. #petnamearmageddon<\/a> #pleasestop #babe<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Dreamt I was a butterfly. Wait. #SecondaryWorldProblems<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> and I guess the Irish only had the chavalry–or is that word only used in the UK? #<\/a><\/li>\n
I want to make some masks but I think I need to know some more science first. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Symbiosis between the reasoning mind and a skin-suit painted with capsaicin. Welcome. Yes. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Nobody has ever said, "Let me prove maturity & poise by squirting this packet of strawberry preserves directly into my mouth." And yet. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> A word befitting only current subjects of the Queen, not us former ones. in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dropping_dombs<\/a> truly the Harvard of filler class providing institutions quite close to one's parents' house that are also not too expensive in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> every part of that gold mermaid chaplin sounds brilliant. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
saw a photo of my friend, who is nine, wearing a pink princess helmet while she reads a book. 1, she is doing it right. 2, I want that book. #<\/a><\/li>\n
If Tupac were dead, he'd be spinning in his grave. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Game: corporate training, google the examples; when you find that presenter cribbed it all, ask increasingly specific prescient questions. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Nerd = when somebody says a thing is in "bad shape" and you think of the goban. #<\/a><\/li>\n
DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ONLY COMMUNICATED THROUGH TELEGRAM LIKE ME STOP #<\/a><\/li>\n
don't you wish your girlfriend was built of nested clocks, each with a mechanism of bone, the smallest so thin they are translucent\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 like me #<\/a><\/li>\n
don't you wish your girlfriend incanted mysteries beneath a close-leaning moon before the deep takes all, soundlessly, irretrievable\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6like me #<\/a><\/li>\n
@glorioushubris<\/a> when we finally make the automata, we'll give them penis bones so at least some hindwalkers will match the other animals in reply to glorioushubris<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@glorioushubris<\/a> and the ones who don't have\/want penises can wear them as horns\u00e2\u20ac\u201dconsider unicorns invented. (anyway i like your version too) in reply to glorioushubris<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@glorioushubris<\/a> my pseudonym will be harlan r.r. le sterchiangalaznymov, & the ascension of my star will be more brilliant from the ground. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@glorioushubris<\/a> i'll edit an anthology after my short story sales; you'll be in it & we'll all buy an island, nebhugola awards for all. in reply to glorioushubris<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
let's play the taxes drinking game: first, you fill out your tax return, and then you start drinking. #<\/a><\/li>\n
mommy needs her wine, in other words. #<\/a><\/li>\n
wait wait so i am actually happier when i have more money? then why is everybody telling me… oh. right. you have my money. #<\/a><\/li>\n
see ok suggestion all right what if i write you some books yeah then can we trade & i give you books & you give me money. all the money yes. #<\/a><\/li>\n
My fire-raining vengeance against a world that exists so early. May Snoop have mercy on your souls. #fromorbit<\/a> http:\/\/t.co\/2FmOGeKg<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Want @warrenellis<\/a>'s new mug, WRITERS DON'T RETIRE, http:\/\/t.co\/5i8COO9a<\/a> but if I buy it I won't be able to afford to pour anything into it. #<\/a><\/li>\n
My dream job is to be the guy that the banker imprisons in chekhov's "the bet." #<\/a><\/li>\n
@alisonluntz<\/a> I have longer thoughts too, but twitter is a form I've gotten used to–used to the stricture. Ones pares down to fit it all in. in reply to alisonluntz<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@alisonluntz<\/a> and of course if you need a follow up tweet, follow that sucker up. And then hit him with a sock stuffed with nickels. in reply to alisonluntz<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@alisonluntz<\/a> (besides which, I don't think I'm particularly "good." I just say jokes. I use twitter like no risk standup, most of the time.) in reply to alisonluntz<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Princess James Bond: License to Frill #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dropping_dombs<\/a> born a rapscallion, die a dandy. #caintstop<\/a> #shantstop in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@themattlondon<\/a> go for it. Are you & @thejordache<\/a> still in NYC? I'm coming up for a weekend; i'd like to catch up. in reply to themattlondon<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dropping_dombs<\/a> ruff rhyedahz http:\/\/t.co\/KXSskdTV<\/a> #braaaaahhhhhh<\/a> in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
He is no fool who loses what he cannot keep to gain a seaplane and some bear-y good friends. #tailspin<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Do all of these once a year RT @brainpicker<\/a> necessary, yet so sad in its necessity: 50 things to do before you are 11 \u00c2\u00be http:\/\/t.co\/EU24bR7Q<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Even after all this time \/
\nThe sun never says to the earth, \/
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You owe me." — Hafez #<\/a><\/li>\n
i mean just thousands of bees all snorting crushed up ritalin off urinal cakes, waving fronds of poison ivy and shouting bigoted slogans. #<\/a><\/li>\n
let's think about the future. http:\/\/t.co\/uOIFZt7h<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MrDannyNoel<\/a> i'll be the curator of your declining mind, sure. in reply to MrDannyNoel<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Where women glow and men chunder? #<\/a><\/li>\n
Sludge blood in the brain pan the color of clay \/
\nYup buddy I'm glad it's wed-nes-day. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@apopa<\/a> Necraustralia. Is exactly identical to actual Australia. in reply to apopa<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
A story written in spinal fluid and bacteria on a substrate of stem cells. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Pooping is gross, this is true, but never pooping is far grosser. #<\/a><\/li>\n
"We can't spell 'estrogen,' but we can spell 'bitch.'" — actual slogan on 100.3 The Buzz, Raleigh, NC #what<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> wait wait is that today? in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> whew. I want to sound my bitsy bell of freedom at the booth but I can't leave work today. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
with the liberal application of magnesium I will #<\/a><\/li>\n
@AllisoNicole86<\/a> I think you mean #holytshirtdayBatman<\/a> in reply to AllisoNicole86<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Somebody noticed how erudite my snarky company-wide emails are, and now I get to rewrite the developers' manual for new employee training. #<\/a><\/li>\n
technical writing is my jam, y'all. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@AllisoNicole86<\/a> my prose will be so cogent, a chimp stoned on Percocet will be able to understand it. in reply to AllisoNicole86<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> *cleans gun properly, files off serial numbers, hands it back* in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@lizargall<\/a> AH NOE WRYT? in reply to lizargall<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New house rule for kids under 10: you can write whatever you want on the walls, as long as you write in Latin. #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Scrambling eighteen eggs whilst wearing an Iron Man mask. As one does. # @JulieByrneHUCS those pickles never stood a chance. also, hello! in reply to JulieByrneHUCS # Babe babe babe schmoopsie babe boyfriend babe love nouglette babe. No names, no never again. Babe. #petnamearmageddon #pleasestop #babe # Dreamt I was a butterfly. Wait. #SecondaryWorldProblems # […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}