{"id":575,"date":"2010-09-06T12:30:40","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T16:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/?p=575"},"modified":"2010-09-09T23:34:51","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T03:34:51","slug":"or-like-a-rat-in-the-curtains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/06\/or-like-a-rat-in-the-curtains\/","title":{"rendered":"Or Like a Rat in the Curtains"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LORD POLONIUS: My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently.<br \/>\nHAMLET: Do you see yonder cloud that&#8217;s almost in shape of a camel?<br \/>\nLORD POLONIUS: By the mass, and &#8217;tis like a camel, indeed.<br \/>\nHAMLET: Methinks it is like a weasel.<br \/>\nLORD POLONIUS: It is backed like a weasel.<br \/>\nHAMLET: Or like a whale?<br \/>\nLORD POLONIUS: Very like a whale.<br \/>\nHAMLET: Then I will come to my mother by and by. They fool me to the top of my bent. I will come by and by.<br \/>\n&mdash;William Shakespeare, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gutenberg.org\/dirs\/etext98\/2ws2610.txt\">Hamlet<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>What looks like a camel and a weasel and a whale? A toady.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LORD POLONIUS: My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently. HAMLET: Do you see yonder cloud that&#8217;s almost in shape of a camel? LORD POLONIUS: By the mass, and &#8217;tis like a camel, indeed. HAMLET: Methinks it is like a weasel. LORD POLONIUS: It is backed like a weasel. HAMLET: Or like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[469,471,110,470],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","tag-hamlet","tag-non-sequiturs","tag-shakespeare","tag-toady"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->