{"id":795,"date":"2012-09-09T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/09\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-09-09\/"},"modified":"2012-09-09T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-09T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-09-09","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/09\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-09-09\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-09-09"},"content":{"rendered":"

narration as performative utterance #<\/a><\/li>\n
@KenBoccaccio<\/a> the pigs would only take my saucebottle away and beat me with it, fairly certain. in reply to KenBoccaccio<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@buen_donado<\/a> it's like listening to professional sports on the radio. who will accomplish the most meatpoints, these pigs or the dogs? in reply to buen_donado<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
sometimes i discover some good writer & shout about it, and people, they look at me and say, "right. shakespeare. so he's pretty good, huh?" #<\/a><\/li>\n
@buen_donado<\/a> magic words do exist, but you have to choose between "forgive me" and "why yuss, i do drive a hovercraft, ladiez." #hovercrunkn<\/a> in reply to buen_donado<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
hagfish hollering "haaaaaagfish" like he a poekmn: http:\/\/t.co\/4OmK58Bb<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
my friend, the inestimable Leonard Pung, has died. the world is cheaper and drabber without him. #<\/a><\/li>\n
.@ken_schneyer's tribute. RT @Keffy<\/a>: RIP Leonard Pung http:\/\/t.co\/YHFxzVRw<\/a> He was just getting started… #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MultWashington<\/a> "ideal" is a bit strong, but yeah, that's what the internet said. TOGETHER WE COULD FIGHT CRIME. EFFICIENTLY. in reply to MultWashington<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@British_Airways<\/a> update on my lost bag: i recovered it, found the entire front pocket shorn away. you are terrible at being an airline. #<\/a><\/li>\n
drank wine that was bottled a year before I graduated high school. #dang<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tripsonsunlight<\/a> i'm in sardegna; it's the middle of the afternoon. in reply to tripsonsunlight<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> you've eaten milk older than that, maybe. the statute of limitations on milk is cheese. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MultWashington<\/a> @buen_donado DECREED: if you make a joke, your next words MUST BE an explanation. we will ruin jokes fur ever. the joke is t in reply to MultWashington<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@AllisoNicole86<\/a> @tripsonsunlight if you're counting, you're not doing alcoholism correctly. in reply to AllisoNicole86<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
among the searches that led to my site: "yolo recursive" and "squedle deedle". clearly it's spelt "squeedle deedle" but whatever. #<\/a><\/li>\n
my secondary duties include not blaspheming the pope. apparently. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MultWashington<\/a> #miffed<\/a> in reply to MultWashington<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
In political discourse, I assume "the issues" refers collectively to the issue of Cain, and check around for Grendel's coal-souled brethren. #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: loop inner dialogue, complete with drum track. write music reviews of those beats. #<\/a><\/li>\n
"If the future is dead, then today we must summon it…" @warrenellis<\/a> on the future, where we live. http:\/\/t.co\/ThtSNryM<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
mouth mouth mouth mouth mouse. #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: complaining that nearly all donaughts are empty. #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
narration as performative utterance # @KenBoccaccio the pigs would only take my saucebottle away and beat me with it, fairly certain. in reply to KenBoccaccio # @buen_donado it's like listening to professional sports on the radio. who will accomplish the most meatpoints, these pigs or the dogs? in reply to buen_donado # sometimes i discover […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}