{"id":790,"date":"2012-09-02T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/02\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-09-02\/"},"modified":"2012-09-02T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-02T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-09-02","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/02\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-09-02\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-09-02"},"content":{"rendered":"

CONTEXTLESS RT: @nicoletaylor28<\/a> hey Boccaccio, thanks for the bubblewrap! It came in unexpectedly handy this morning. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MultWashington<\/a> @Gladys__Walker once freed a genie, who offered her three wishes. she still has all three, & likes having them around. in reply to MultWashington<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Does @British_Airways<\/a> still fly internationally? They have quite the #HomeAdvantage<\/a> but abandoned my luggage in London when I flew to Rome. #<\/a><\/li>\n
ah, peaceful sardegna… i just heard wild boars screaming, followed by the baying of hounds. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dialoghost<\/a> that universe is ours, except that the heartbeat in question belongs to caesium 133. in reply to dialoghost<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
delicious new fruit – fico d'india, or prickly pear. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@British_Airways<\/a> my bag is still at large. nobody seems to be able to tell me if it is even in Rome or London or what. #HomeAdvantage<\/a> in reply to British_Airways<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
is the door open? well do not knock it until you have tried it. making dad jokes as if i were not constantly aware of my dwindling lifespan. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> hey val hey hey hey val. hey. i am in sardegna and i haven't seen a cloud since i got here. just thought you should know. in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
duties: 1) keep everyone alive, 2) swim in perfect water, 3) make explosion sounds, 3b) prevent actual explosions, 4) teach everyone grammar #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> i read that as "swim by" at first. i will if i can, though not terribly flush at the moment. better plan: leave ireland. visit in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> i'm still hoping that a were-tiger clone of c\u00c3\u00bachulainn will claw his way out of the turf at some point & lead you all to glory in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> unless the argument is about whether somebody's pregnant. in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
spent the morning pretending to be an overturned exploding car, spent the afternoon reading the tempest on a cliff overlooking the sea. #<\/a><\/li>\n
"While God licks his kin, we
\nsing until our blood is jazz,<\/p>\n
we swing from June to June.
\nWe sweat to keep from weeping." — Terrance Hayes #<\/a><\/li>\n
how many "loose canon" jokes can i make before folks that don't speak english burn me at the stake. kind of important. #<\/a><\/li>\n
in other news, not sleeping because the wild pigs are screaming again, pursued by hounds. #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
CONTEXTLESS RT: @nicoletaylor28 hey Boccaccio, thanks for the bubblewrap! It came in unexpectedly handy this morning. # @MultWashington @Gladys__Walker once freed a genie, who offered her three wishes. she still has all three, & likes having them around. in reply to MultWashington # Does @British_Airways still fly internationally? They have quite the #HomeAdvantage but abandoned […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}