{"id":788,"date":"2012-08-19T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/19\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-08-19\/"},"modified":"2012-08-19T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-08-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/19\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-08-19\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-08-19"},"content":{"rendered":"

realized that "yerba mate" has the same number of syllables as "hallelujah." so now i'm singing that Leonard Cohen song about tea. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> a coworker just showed me this song. I need a trove of songs just like it, for all time. in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Poopheist Prevention Technique? (Cc @plasticbrentley<\/a>) http:\/\/t.co\/liarAlWS<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MultWashington<\/a> enduring inaccurate excitement is what makes this human race endure. –Abraham Einstein in reply to MultWashington<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"Imagine June Cleaver as the Allmother, great bronzebosomed Eve suckling scions of her flesh until mountains turn to ash." – in a work email #<\/a><\/li>\n
tiny toad at work. http:\/\/t.co\/ooOcSbmM<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: Step 1: play "how many teeth can I use in a single smile" at gas station after gas station in rural NC. Step 2: win every time. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Pretty hilarious. RT @brainpicker<\/a>: […] Charles Darwin's 1838 list of the pros and cons of marriage http:\/\/t.co\/e5GFFoWG<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Related to previous RT @newscientist<\/a>: Scent of #sex<\/a> and death attracts virgin female #beetles<\/a> http:\/\/t.co\/jZKBCHDw<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tiffaniangus<\/a> in regard to this news item, I frown. in reply to tiffaniangus<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: furrow brow. Keep furrowing until my face becomes a chasm. Air falls inward. My forehead creates a vortex consumes the sky #Ladies<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Trip books decision: interlinear Dante is a given, Murakami, chabon, Proust, Pound, O'Connor's letters, Lafferty, Borges collected, Fowles #<\/a><\/li>\n
…Faulkner, Barthelme, Salinger, Kim Stanley Robinson, Wallace Stevens, Woolf's letters, Thurber's letters, W C Williams, or Dinesen. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Or this mold ravaged copy of the 1001 nights wrapped in plastic that I can't unseal without approval from the CDC but refuse to throw away. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Or Solzhenitsyn, Delany, Graham Greene, Rushdie, or Huxley. #<\/a><\/li>\n
And ehhhhhhhh I forgot I had this copy of Villon with the French side-by-side ehhhhh why is life so hard #<\/a><\/li>\n
found while packing: programme from a friend's piano recital in 2007; one sheet of blank green paper, folded into quarters; a camping spoon. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@rstevens<\/a> I see this stat, and think of your fan club: http:\/\/t.co\/dvwZyErN<\/a> in reply to rstevens<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
ghost town : unused movie set :: events : story #<\/a><\/li>\n
world record in awkward high fives: got #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> what writer or book is, in your opinion, #RequiredReading<\/a> for knowing London? #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: make dinosaur noises in my cube until someone says, "Clever girl." 20 min so far. "shut up" and "I'm on the phone" = louder growls #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mynameis_shoe<\/a> tomorrow is my last day before I move to Italy, so mostly now c) explaining my job to replacements. in reply to mynameis_shoe<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@felixgilman<\/a> only six and she's already marring stoops? what ambition. when I was six maybe I could have defaced a stepladder, nothing more. in reply to felixgilman<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@felixgilman<\/a> the police are especially offended by chalk because their detective priest cult outlines the dead, & they hold the stuff sacred in reply to felixgilman<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
blowing hookah smoke into coke bottle bubbles is more fun than possibly it should be #<\/a><\/li>\n
More like potomotry-GONE. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Good night iPhone, good night desk, good night time track, good night super Mario stein, good night dev team, good night vcs, good night all #<\/a><\/li>\n
'i love dogs, just love em, yes. They are my fur children.' – my neighbor #<\/a><\/li>\n
Literally none of these signs address me as 'senor pasajero' #disrespectable<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
realized that "yerba mate" has the same number of syllables as "hallelujah." so now i'm singing that Leonard Cohen song about tea. # @kateulinah a coworker just showed me this song. I need a trove of songs just like it, for all time. in reply to kateulinah # Poopheist Prevention Technique? (Cc @plasticbrentley) http:\/\/t.co\/liarAlWS # […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}