{"id":787,"date":"2012-08-12T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-12T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/12\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-08-12\/"},"modified":"2012-08-12T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-12T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-08-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/12\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-08-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-08-12"},"content":{"rendered":"

@damiengwalter<\/a> the new beiber tour is going to be called "the boyfriend and margarita" in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
I've taken to wandering the office with fists raised, intoning, "BEHOLD ME, FOR I AM THE TEAR LORD. OFFER UNTO ME YOUR TEARS, TEAR MINIONS." #<\/a><\/li>\n
Sometimes, when @danaROrana<\/a> is on the telephone, I make increasingly loud & enraged cat sounds. This proves that I am both wise and mature. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MultWashington<\/a> @danaROrana you know how we do. in reply to MultWashington<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Dear grocery-stocking gentleman baring 4 carbunclesque hickies below the jawline: your dignified example isn't making me WANT to wear shoes. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> @harpercollins something in between, as usual. Male chauvinism is still a problem… 1\/2 in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> @harpercollins 2\/2 …& this conversation is all the sadder b\/c some don't understand, in this century, that women are people in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> @harpercollins ("women are people" line stolen from an interview on NPR with @monicabyrne13<\/a>, who is a writer & a scientist.) #<\/a><\/li>\n
those topselling bullfrogs trading yawps over the yellowgreen swampslick, later horking bumps of croakaine off lillypads or even one another #<\/a><\/li>\n
@pintocholo<\/a> this is superb. in reply to pintocholo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@neilhimself<\/a> have you heard these covers of The Magnetic Fields in Spanish? http:\/\/t.co\/7MDUeWFw<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Diced spicy Italian sausage, baby spinach, saut\u00c3\u00a9ed portobello mushrooms with black pepper, & rice in a wrap. #foodisgood<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
#whom<\/a> http:\/\/t.co\/nDeN9llu<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: respond to all work emails with index cards, carried by runners, on which I have written DO NOT BLASPHEME. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@buen_donado<\/a> well, that's gastrointestinally discouraging. Any good local liquor, at least? in reply to buen_donado<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: respond to all work emails with index cards, carried by runners, on whom I have written DO NOT BLASPHEME. #<\/a><\/li>\n
DIVE DIVE DIVE. RT @kellanbc<\/a>: A BODY IS A WET-SUIT FOR A SKELETON. #<\/a><\/li>\n
. @Gladys__walker<\/a> fantasizes about becoming a mommy blogger. #<\/a><\/li>\n
"mildle disturping" forever RT @kawaiifiveoh<\/a>: oh no http:\/\/t.co\/sbiu8RPi<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> all of them together in a warehouse, let an audience wander through. [sidethought: I have some sundry items to send you.] in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mattstaggs<\/a> but, but, C.S. Lewis saaaaaiiiid– in reply to mattstaggs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mattstaggs<\/a> me too. he is superb, at his best. I read "out of the silent planet" pretty early; loved it. in reply to mattstaggs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: work the rest of the day wearing these. http:\/\/t.co\/wFbZ4pCY<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> in some universe, yes, but I don't think ours is the one. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> that missing piece makes room for something else. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: coat tongue with layer of Chapstick. Complain to waiters everywhere about food tasting of Chapstick. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Tea, mine is… a weak. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Life is like riding a bicycle. The more you use it, the higher likelihood you will be struck down by a sleepy truck driver – ALBERT EINSTEIN #<\/a><\/li>\n
"YOU THERE, SLEIGHTSCULLION: AMUSE THESE, MINE WENCHES ALL. AND MAKE YON WENCHBENCH CRAWLLE. AHHGH SKEITH SKEITH SKEITH" – me, a work email. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@cool_pond<\/a> CREIPWIENER, now my favorite Word to say in reply to cool_pond<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
my mommy blogger audience is steadily growing. honestly don't know how much glee to feel about this. all of it, perhaps? all the #glee<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: quit your job and move to Sardinia. #<\/a><\/li>\n
I guess what I am saying is I have quit my job to move to Sardinia. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> couldn't make it to Korea, sadly… Maybe next year? ALSO now I will have time to talk about ++GOOD STORIES w\/ @NicholasStenner<\/a>. in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@felixgilman<\/a> but some of us are staring up at the fridge. in reply to felixgilman<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
@damiengwalter the new beiber tour is going to be called "the boyfriend and margarita" in reply to damiengwalter # I've taken to wandering the office with fists raised, intoning, "BEHOLD ME, FOR I AM THE TEAR LORD. OFFER UNTO ME YOUR TEARS, TEAR MINIONS." # Sometimes, when @danaROrana is on the telephone, I make increasingly […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}