{"id":781,"date":"2012-07-01T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-01T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/01\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-07-01\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-07-01","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/01\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-07-01\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-07-01"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mimimomomizolalilamialomuelamironoriminos. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Today has been a chrome trucknutz kind of day. http:\/\/t.co\/QNalKPWq<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Should have poured more stimulants in the blood-surrogate. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Spaderunner: deckchair searches the back yard for the rogue gardening robot; asks all the tools in the shed mean questions about turtles. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Tentacular meeting productivity. #doodle<\/a> http:\/\/t.co\/82fYXHOO<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
If I had walked into the barbershop lisping about MEINE LUFTWAFFE I would've received the same haircut. #fatherland<\/a> #FATHERLAND #MACHSCHNELL<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
In other news: Gimlets. #<\/a><\/li>\n
tom waits & gin & a fresh moustache. the world as it stands knows few sweeter pleasures. http:\/\/t.co\/b83bJATy<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Off the leadbelly record, he says. http:\/\/t.co\/fXvIn9CX<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: read the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary aloud until your mouth becomes platonic ideal fabricator & a universe orbits your desk. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> I prefer Tom waits's version, though this one is quite good as well. in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Is there a literary equivalent to covering a song? #<\/a><\/li>\n
weevil says he's a boll-er, but he ant: that's aphid. A Raid? He fleas. crushin on that black widow–started strutting as soon as he spider. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> that makes sense. So some stories (like beauty and the beast) are the story equivalent of jazz standards in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@thedombshelter<\/a> evening of the tenth. Overnight, over sea. in reply to thedombshelter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@thedombshelter<\/a> @danarorana #SCINTILLATING<\/a> #CONVERSATION in reply to thedombshelter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kellanbc<\/a> i misread "calamities" as "catamites." hm. in reply to kellanbc<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
saw prometheus last night: pretty but dumb. which I guess is true of even the mythical Titan. #tentacledeagles<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Perks of employment. http:\/\/t.co\/LBYJSJ4t<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Battle of air dunking while shredding air guitar, Charles Barkley Buscemi versus Steven Tyler Moore. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> stress squeezer plushie of a ray in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"…et vous, vierges, \/
\nDu vice maternel tra\u00c3\u00aenant l'h\u00c3\u00a9r\u00c3\u00a9dit\u00c3\u00a9 \/
\nEt toutes les hideurs de la f\u00c3\u00a9condit\u00c3\u00a9!" — Baudelaire #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nice_mustard<\/a> he wants another calzone? Don't let him eat the calzone. Don't let him eat the calzone. Don't let him eat the calzone (x10000) in reply to nice_mustard<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New game: organize the pantomime olympics for neighborhood pets. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Geometric! RT @TylerLeClair1<\/a>: The angles sang a whiskey lullaby #<\/a><\/li>\n
@danaROrana<\/a> I put rent on the counter if you want to spend it on AC. #oh<\/a> #snap in reply to danaROrana<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
New stingrays in the aquarium at work. One is doing pushups. #potamotrygon<\/a> http:\/\/t.co\/bgocEpSn<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@jodikatherine<\/a> i believe that is called a "gin and tonic." in reply to jodikatherine<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> I want to be one. in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
ich habe alles auswendig gelernt #<\/a><\/li>\n
@thedombshelter<\/a> @pintocholo YOUR BEAST LYFE NOW #toothysmize<\/a> #eyeteeth #mayanbloodritesoundtrack<\/a> in reply to thedombshelter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@danaROrana<\/a> Friend Zucchini, we knew ye So Well. in reply to danaROrana<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@pintocholo<\/a> @thedombshelter sometimes (this time, right now) I am glad I am completely ignorant of what the kids are into. #goombasomething<\/a> in reply to pintocholo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mattfraction<\/a> have they covered "stop or my mom will shoot" yet? in reply to mattfraction<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
why don't we have game night like the grandmas perched on the dust precipice gambling with baby potato interpersonal favours in fando y lis? #<\/a><\/li>\n
what. what is the sound of flies. so many flies. #unambiguousmisogyny<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
& then all the grandmas hate you, and call out the younger girls to whip you until they make a panel of squatting folk near your fallen form #<\/a><\/li>\n
buffalo sounds. all the dads came to form this prancing line and bellow buffalo sounds and leave fando in the dust. #unfair<\/a> #fandoylis #<\/a><\/li>\n
laying in a shallow grave, like one does. paralytic lady yelling about it. must run and then moodily sit over the creaking corpse heap. #<\/a><\/li>\n
of an evening: go to burning piano jazz party where puppeteer clowns chase you, or stuff an eviscerated doll with grass snakes? #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
licking some feet now. dead feet maybe. everybody seems pretty into it, i guess, but we just dragged her down a mountain, so i don't know. #<\/a><\/li>\n
THE SOLITARY MAN IS ALWAYS ACCOMPANIED #FANDOYLIS<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
funeral song! build a drum from my corpse! #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> or the best patch? now we have lots of hinge sounds. in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
even dressed as a diva, fando is the worst dancer at the revel. let's all make the post-bacchanal awkhugs. #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
PAINT FIGHT. CLAIMING OWNERSHIP OVER EVERYTHING. INSUFFICIENT UNDERPANTS. #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
un poco de sangre por amor a dios. UN POCO DE SANGRE POR AMOR A DIOS. #fandoylis<\/a> #obamacare #<\/a><\/li>\n
drawing blood sounds like a meth lab made of balloon animals. #fandoylis<\/a> #obamacare #<\/a><\/li>\n
"be quick, my admirers are waiting to watch me die." "bravo, she's the best. she's the best at dying. what a performance." #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
so the baby bird that sounds like sonar lived inside the old guy until they cut him? entire journey to tar is while the spider is burning? #<\/a><\/li>\n
huh, unkind toward women, then. #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
if you wear a funnel for a hat, it's safe to trepan yourself and have a feast in the salt flats. #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
dead people do not belong in coffins. they belong in mud baths, shallow divots, anyplace but a grave. you tell them, fando. #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
if i die young, cover me in grass snakes. que bonito es un entierro. #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
within the grieving cycle, a previously undocumented stage: covering yourself with leaves and muttering. #fandoylis<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
the dead are all naked, and sneaky. #fandoylis<\/a> #fin #<\/a><\/li>\n
@danaROrana<\/a> dressy-shirt (drirty?) soulmate = matching trousers. leggings need not apply. in reply to danaROrana<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@danaROrana<\/a> the two are not linked, methinks. exchange mix tapes instead? #modernity<\/a> #so #hip<\/a> #rightnow #cassettetapes<\/a> in reply to danaROrana<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> please stop publicly objectifying @NicholasStenner<\/a>. in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mimimomomizolalilamialomuelamironoriminos. # Today has been a chrome trucknutz kind of day. http:\/\/t.co\/QNalKPWq # Should have poured more stimulants in the blood-surrogate. # Spaderunner: deckchair searches the back yard for the rogue gardening robot; asks all the tools in the shed mean questions about turtles. # Tentacular meeting productivity. #doodle http:\/\/t.co\/82fYXHOO # If I had walked […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}