{"id":780,"date":"2012-06-24T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-24T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/24\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-24\/"},"modified":"2012-06-24T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-24T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/24\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest &#8211; 2012-06-24"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214364426432806912\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Happy Fathers&#039; day. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23birthcontrol\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">birthcontrol<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214364728569503745\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kateulinah\" class=\"aktt_username\">kateulinah<\/a> I not only remember it, but try to write stories that I\/he would buy for it. Smooch that particular gentleman.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kateulinah\/statuses\/214365490192195586\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to kateulinah<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214365999686889474\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If there is a grub in a piece of fruit, does it not become flavored like the fruit? So when eating a grub-textured fruit, how does one tell?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214716505173143552\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23GRUBtweets\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">GRUBtweets<\/a> RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/KenBoccaccio\" class=\"aktt_username\">KenBoccaccio<\/a>: The pop then spray of grub stroonza against your soft palate, which is not fruit flavored, is your first clue.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214727313412194304\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>if I die young, bury me au gratin \/ heap around my corpse a pile of old potatoes &#8212; Taylor Swift #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23swiftiancritique\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">swiftiancritique<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214752159051431936\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/themattlondon\" class=\"aktt_username\">themattlondon<\/a> the most Londonian item I&#039;ve seen today is this: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/hsRY8yoQ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/hsRY8yoQ<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/themattlondon\/statuses\/214791326682710016\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to themattlondon<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214798710687797248\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tripsonsunlight\" class=\"aktt_username\">tripsonsunlight<\/a> when I do stuff like this people constantly feel the need to tell me i&#039;m creepy or that I should &quot;stop robbing graves&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tripsonsunlight\/statuses\/214876754685333506\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to tripsonsunlight<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214877468266475521\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WHATEVER OFFICER YOU&#039;RE NOT MY REAL MOM ANYWAY  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214877788719677440\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/danaROrana\" class=\"aktt_username\">danaROrana<\/a> if it smells like a duck, and tastes like a duck, and runs like a duck: it is probably a duck. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23swiftiancritique\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">swiftiancritique<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/danaROrana\/statuses\/214839696205946881\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to danaROrana<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214878214789664768\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/danaROrana\" class=\"aktt_username\">danaROrana<\/a> SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT SWIFT #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23chantingthousands\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">chantingthousands<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/danaROrana\/statuses\/214839696205946881\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to danaROrana<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/214878251556945920\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6the reason they find nothing but obscenity in modern fiction is because that is all they know how to recognize.&quot; \u00e2\u20ac\u2022 flannery o&#039;connor  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/215030668206407681\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Trumping the rap game with loot and sick flow \/ That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. &#8212; John Beats  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/215485245670162432\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ehhhhh ich habe keine Bock mehr  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/215518736810115072\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>kafka\u00c3\u00afen kafkiano kafkaliknande kafkaesk  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/215543615215239168\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\" class=\"aktt_username\">monicabyrne13<\/a> it&#039;s an expression that means, &quot;I&#039;ve had it,&quot; like &quot;ich habe die schnauze voll.&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\/statuses\/215551970671472642\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/215552522578952192\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL BIRTH CONTROL. # Happy Fathers&#039; day. #birthcontrol # @kateulinah I not only remember it, but try to write stories that I\/he would buy for it. Smooch that particular gentleman. in reply to kateulinah # If there is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->