{"id":779,"date":"2012-06-17T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-17T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/17\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-17\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/17\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-17\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-06-17"},"content":{"rendered":"

New game: from within heap of books taller than yourself, bellow nonsense words. when the police come for you tell them they oppose literacy #<\/a><\/li>\n
Maybe there'll be a bakery hiring… We'll knead a little bit of dough to get by. #groans<\/a> via @mewithoutyou<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@othersome<\/a> *loathesome #angriesttableflip<\/a> #likeever in reply to othersome<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
just realized that probably nobody will ever carve my face into alabaster. not even the cheap alabaster from bath and body works. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Maybe if I sweat through a few more shirts? #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> true! if your burial shroud doesn't smell like a gym sock from all the Efforts & Results, you get about zero ritual carved effigies. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
All human activity, summarized. MT @mkazoo<\/a>: Will Sweat For Effigies. #<\/a><\/li>\n
you are all invited to help me build a secret base that is a hut in the desert and nobody including us is allowed to know where it is. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> and segwants. in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Stately plump buck mulligan tripping down the stairs, spilling shave water on moe and larry. #<\/a><\/li>\n
postcisely. supracisely. \u00c3\u00bcbercisely. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Termites ain't nothing but tree mites misspelled. #<\/a><\/li>\n
and when erosion punches a hole in the urn, ashes pouring out until the heap plugs the breach. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hollyblack<\/a> I want actual production covers in this style. in reply to hollyblack<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
a society dressed like this: http:\/\/t.co\/BJ9dkB22<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kellanbc<\/a> our species sticks googly eyes on the dark matter core of the universe in reply to kellanbc<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
I can't look at the new & absurd catwoman cover and not think "professor ratigan?" http:\/\/t.co\/kYBDd68K<\/a> #hyperphotorealism<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@othersome<\/a> I've got a copy of perfect dark that I don't need, if you want it. in reply to othersome<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Surprised that @campbellsoupco<\/a> doesn't have any Vietnamese products. They already make such great faux soups. #<\/a><\/li>\n
when is the Internetbeast going to photoshop a human buttock onto a calico #<\/a><\/li>\n
@thedombshelter<\/a> the simulated south is the best place in history besides maybe ancient greece in reply to thedombshelter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"To match the shoes with the jacket is fey. To match the shoes with the hat is taste." — Gene Wilder #<\/a><\/li>\n
I miss the sensation of passing time. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Flight of the Were-Centaurnicorn #title<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
I KNEW IT. #milchangst<\/a> #proof RT @newscientist<\/a>: Milk fats clue to inflammatory bowel disease http:\/\/t.co\/DZuwr7KT<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
file version control systems are like a sword fight: you must synch first, before you move. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Like Project Gutenberg for folk songs. Endless spelunking possibilities: http:\/\/t.co\/lPYVU15v<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
The art I enjoy most is usually either defined by duende, \u00c3\u00a0 la Lorca http:\/\/t.co\/7pZDiBML<\/a> or suffused by quiet, innocent joy (e.g. Miyazaki) #<\/a><\/li>\n
if duende describes what Tom Waits has, what word describes Miyazaki? #<\/a><\/li>\n
@monicabyrne13<\/a> duende, joy, and a third dimension of surprise in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Back to lycos, do you reckon? #<\/a><\/li>\n
some days you wake up to hashtags like #malthusianeverest<\/a> and wonder that the species has lasted even this long #<\/a><\/li>\n
@pmberger<\/a> @monicabyrne13 those are closer, I think. is there a word for the joy of exploration? in reply to pmberger<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@_algaePS<\/a> not scorch so much as soothe, I think. in reply to _algaePS<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
You want me to pay? But usually der Frust is comped. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Traum und Frieden. Was hienieden \/
\nunruhvoll das Herz verst\u00c3\u00b6rt, \/
\nsenkt sich in des Traumes Tiefen. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@qikipedia<\/a> truffle sniffing? chariot drawing? strawmen in political debate? drone pilots? Surely you can admit living uses of the pig. in reply to qikipedia<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
yours truly enjoys those occasions wherein others refer to him sportingly by a common euphemism for amyl nitrate, and a sizable dose thereof #<\/a><\/li>\n
the hiss a soda makes as you open it; the sound of aluminum cans scraping across a plastic desk; cans filled with corn-based synthetic lymph #<\/a><\/li>\n
Marc Quinn — Self http:\/\/t.co\/zC4aLecO<\/a> (self-portrait in frozen blood) #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> you could butter a crumpet with that particular gentleman. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
bloomsday. #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
New game: from within heap of books taller than yourself, bellow nonsense words. when the police come for you tell them they oppose literacy # Maybe there'll be a bakery hiring… We'll knead a little bit of dough to get by. #groans via @mewithoutyou # @othersome *loathesome #angriesttableflip #likeever in reply to othersome # just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}